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Goon scoop

The sexual act In where a goon nigga uses a bucket of ice cream and spoon, to scoop ice cream into a girls ass.
Yo, have you goon scooped your girl??
Yeah it was extra chocolate last night.
by Voizdev August 26, 2021
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Wop Scooper

That stupid plastic spoon with the sides cut out so that the noodles don’t fall out
“Ayyy ohhh Jimmy get the wop scooper I’m trying to plate these balls and sauce”
by Nicky the fingas January 5, 2022
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What's the scoop

Hey, been a while, what's the scoop? Oh, I was promoted to manager at my job!
by GemeChess November 25, 2013
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Scootscratch

Its when your butt-crack itches and you try to scratch it by scooting around in your seat because you dont want anyone to see.
Frank: All man look at that guy, does he have terets?

Jim: No dude he's pullin the classic scootscratch.
by tatijarvis July 30, 2010
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scoop goof

derived from two words. scoop, meaning to move with, or as if with, a scoop. goof is taken from the Canadian prison system, and is mainly associated with child abusers and later used to describe sexual offenders of any sort. the word "scoop goof" a word used to describe a female, whom intentionally and maliciously, carries out the act of scooping ejaculate from outside her body, in to her vagina causing her to become pregnant. This will be used for the extortion and/or blackmail of her unsuspecting victim. sound too far fetched? guess again, this happened to me for real!
not only is the withdrawal method ineffective on std's, it won't work on a scoop goof either.
by make.u.cry January 24, 2011
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Scootsified

When something has become schnebbled beyond repair through your own actions.
"This Specialized has become Scootsified after I adjusted the hubs"

"After my small adjustments my bike has become Scootsified"
by Lookboy October 6, 2009
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Scoop the peach

To scoop someones peach: Referring to someone fingering a girl with one or more fingers. It originates from Nelson/Burnley, in Lancashire. The term peach is used as a metaphor to describe a girls vagina. Often used by youths bragging about their ‘fingering’ accomplishments:
“Did you scoop the peach?”
Yeah man, I proper scooped her peach!”
“I scooped this birds peach last night, for ages!”
“I scooped some right peach last night, she was well fit!”
by Mandela's_Playground September 2, 2011
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