stoner piss

the long piss taken after getting high as shit

1.) I need to take a massive stoner piss
2.) go for it dude

by fiend420 November 28, 2009

Stoner Hide & Seek

When a person gets quite blazed and hides their goodies after use, then when they want to smoke again later, they have to seek their forgotten (hidden) belongings.

Colin: Gabby I dont want to get you sick, pass me my bowl.
Gabby: Where is it?
Colin: Its in the bag.
Gabby: No it's not...looks like its time to play Stoner Hide & Seek!
Colin: *sighs* COME OUT COME WHERE EVERRRRRRRRR YOU AREEEEEEEEEEEE

by BLAZEMASTERC420 May 2, 2011

Stoner Innovation

When casually under the substance called marijuana and one has a mental epiphany and comes up with a innovative invention to improve his or she's stoner life.

Peep #1 "Hey dude i just got the best idea when i was stoned the other day, what if we could have a secret button in my car that shoots out bong smoke into my car through the air conditioning vents so we could have an awesome hotbox !?"

Peep #2 "Dudee thats an awesome Stoner Innovation!"

by blupblupblup September 9, 2011

Great Scones!

a phrase that can be used in the place of "Oh my God!" or "Wow!"

Inspired by the band rooney and the members Robert Camine, Taylor Locke, Ned Brower, Louie Stephens and Matt Winter

"great scones I did well on my Math Test!"

or

"Melissa, did you hear? Rooney's playing with Phantom Planet on Tuesday. Great Scones!"

by Why Try? March 8, 2004

Born again stoner

When a heavy pot smoker stops smoking weed for a long period of time, and then smokes again. They become a born again stoner.

stoner born-again born again stoner

by Twizzler August 28, 2016

Stoner Tuxedo

Lounge clothes for when you're stoned on the couch watching television. Comfortable enough to spend the entire fucking day in without moving.

Dale: Dude, you've been wearing that same pair of Roots sweatpants and sweater for a week now.

Chip: Relax man, I'm dressed to kill, it's my stoner tuxedo!

by Lt. Roots Canada January 13, 2010

The Stoner

Unzipping your pants and pissing to the side while walking with a group of people. so you don't have to stop and people don't have to wait for you.

Brian: I'm gonna pull "The Stoner"
Andrew: Me too
Brian: You piss to the left I will piss to the right

Brian: Hey wait I have to piss
Andrew: No just pull "The Stoner"

by Hit and Run DOA September 23, 2009