Scientology 

A church who realized that everyone hated them, so they got a bunch of their brainwashed members to act like the public and post good things about the church of scientology. Don't believet the lies they feed you.

Bill: I joined the church of scientology
Joe: You also have a small wang
Bill: I know, but so did L. Ron Hubbard

Scientology by B-Duff March 12, 2009

Scientology 

Religion invented by L. Ron Hubbard. Members can be divided into the people who really believe the religion, and people who use the religion as a status symbol because of the costs of being in it (i.e most celebrity practitioners). Some members can be found in shopping malls and other public places, advertising "free stress tests".

The Church of Scientology costs several hundred thousand dollars to complete.

Scientology by inxblot May 4, 2008

scientology 

A load of bullshit started by a greedy Jew Sci-fi writer.

That nufag thinks that scientology is actually about religion? Its about giving your leader all of your money!!

scientology by ifukdyermom February 10, 2009

scientology 

a religion for people who hear voices in their heads that tells you to do bad things like burn things, kick that annoying guys ass,and the vocies also tell you that your gay. You are convients that you are not crazy and will belive anything that proves that ecessialy if it says psychologist are wrong or the crazy ones sense they will try to tell you what you don't want to hear. They belive the voices are bad but wather your a scientologist or a crazy person don't lisen to the vocies because you might burn down a house or worst of all kick my annoying ass. that may be just worst for me onless I'm in the house.

crazy due: I'M NOT CRAZY! IT'S THE ALIENS IN MY MIND! THAT WHAT'S TALKING TO ME!

Kid: who are you talking to? Are you crazy?

Crazy due: I'M NOT CRAZY, THE VOCIES WILL LEAVE WHEN I PRACTISE SCIENTOLOGY! THEN WE WILL SEE WHO IS CRAZY!?!? do you want get the voices out TO?

kid: I don't hear vocies in my head you crazy fuck! But thanks for asking crazy fuck.

crazy due: But, but they tolled me every one hears them!:(

Kid: nope...

Voices: you should kick that kids ass then burn down a chruch!

Voices: yes do it, do it...lisen to us!

crazy due: you know some times voices you gest make so much sences

(After kicking the kids ass like a crazed monkey and burning down a cruch like a crazy gorila, that can use a gas can and a lighter that is)

crazy due: why did I ever dout you voices I will belive everything you say from now on.

voices: your gay. no wait super gay!

crazy due: STOP FUCKING WITH ME VOCIES! I did walk walk right into that one thought.

scientology by shafty Mick Jonhson August 25, 2006

Scientology 

Since Scientology has nothing in common with science I purpose scient to mean L. Ron Hubbard's penis and the suffix -ology to mean study of.

Scientology having nothing in common with science means literally the study of L Ron Hubbard's penis.

Scientology by bentgenius May 30, 2018

Scientology 

Scientology having nothing in common with science scient translates from xenuian as L. Ron Hubbard's penis and the suffix -ology meaning study of... literally means study of L. Ron's penis

Scientology has nothing in common with science scient obviously is used by actors who can't get works obsession with L. Ron's penis while the -ology means study of. Culminating in the study and cataloging of L. Ron Hubbard's penis .

Scientology by bentgenius May 30, 2018

Scientology 

A fake cult;a "religion" based off of the alien God Xenu. Xenu killed his people and threw them into volcanoes on Earth. People who follow the religion are to pay the religion's leader all of their life savings. If they are told this, they apparently "blow up" even though we have told them that and they didn't blow up. It also has taken our beloved Tom Cruise because of this reason.

Scientology is fake-ass cult used to steal people's money.

Scientology by [e-mail] December 3, 2018