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dodge scare-a-van

Referred to by Bart in the episode where the Simpsons went to Italy. A Dodge Scare-a-van is an old/misshapen car that someone treats like it is amazing.
*Mr. Burn's scrubbing down an Oldsmobile*

Bart: Hey, Mr. Burns! Where'd you get that new Dodge Scare-a-van?
by dsfhsdh January 11, 2011
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cab scare

Seeing a white crown victoria cab and mistaking it for a cop, causing you to freak out and slam on the brakes to make speed, only to realize it wasnt a cop.
Travis: Dude, i was goin like 80 in 45 and saw a cop and slammed on the brakes, but it was only a cab scare.

Dan: Lol, samething happend to me last week.
by E.J.C. August 14, 2011
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final scare

When a horror movie is drawing to it's conclusion and then something jumps out at the camera accompanied by a loud noise.

The term was first used in the YouTube video "WTF are you doing Blumhouse?" by YouTube Channel GoodBad Flick
That horror movie was so good, but did it have to end with a final scare?
by Clamanath August 12, 2016
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self-scare

To self-scare (1) is to spread yourself so thin with home, work, and other people's obligations that you completely take caring for yourself off of the list and do something so out of character that it scares you.
When you forget to practice self-care, you'll self-scare.
by Mama Martha June 28, 2019
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Junk Scare

The action of receiving an unwanted dick pic and getting either extremely grossed out or traumatized. (Like an unwanted sudden scary scene aka jump scare)
Girl: dude some guy sent me a dick pic last night and I got a total junk scare
by Kaylenn April 11, 2020
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COVID Scare

The fear when you discover that a close loved one is displaying symptoms of Coronavirus.
Person 1: God, we had about 20 COVID Scares during the last few months.
Person 2: Tell me about it, I was worried when my girlfriend got sick, we thought it was COVID for sure!
by Buchi November 21, 2020
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3 Second Pregnancy Scare

When an individual (most likely a virgin) pre-cums like a motherfucker and puts his 12 incher into his partners cooch. He makes one thrust and there it goes..........this creates a very tense situation which is called a 3 second pregnancy scare. The man ends up learning from his mistake and vows from this day forward to always use a ribbed magnum before he engages in intercourse ever again.

He's so big lets hope he will not break through the fucking magnum.
Virgin: Man I had a 3 Second Pregnancy Scare last night
College Student: Yo what do u mean by that?
Virgin: I put it in and busted within 3 seconds
College Student: WTF I bet that she was pissed
Virgin: I dunno man but that was the scariest moment of my life, i will never forget my ribbed magnums again!
by Grinnell April 1, 2008
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