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Salma(Clara)

Salma is the cutest girl in the world she’s perfect and unique. And nothing compares to her. She’s a talented dreamer. And the best person anyone can ever come across. She has a BIG warm heart and an AMAZING voice. She is to me like the moon is to a very dark sky.
Person 1- I cant find a word to describe her! She’s Indescribable!
Person 2- dudeeee just call her salma(Clara)
by Anonymo_666 August 6, 2018
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After-sales service

After the first time they have sex together, a guy calls or emails the girl to say something nice and prevent her from feeling cheap.

Can also mean spending time on the phone or in-person during a later friendly date (not leading to sex) listening to the girl's problems.
Fred: Is Josh still on the phone with Becky ? It's been like an hour.

Bill: Is Becky the girl he banged the other day?

Fred: That's the one.

Bill: After-sales service.

Fred: Hope he didn't offer an extended warranty.
by Trickypat March 28, 2010
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Bike Salmon

A cyclist that puts themselves at risk by cycling into traffic or "against the stream".
Friend (driving car): "Dude I think I just hit something. I felt a bump."
You:"Probably just a bike salmon."
by 502mtber April 6, 2012
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Man Salmon

Is the manly version of the colour pink. Only guys wear man salmon as to not appear gay or fruity in front of their mates.
Guy 1: Hey dude are wearing a pink shirt?

Guy 2: Na mate its man salmon.

Guy 1: Oh sweet looks good
by Enyap Kcin May 22, 2010
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Salma

She's a mafiaboss who will steal your soul if you're not careful. She doesn't like chickpea powder and she is an anti minimalist also. Her name means "a dead body that hasn't been buried" in Italian but she's more beautiful than that tho. That's Salma.
"Don't be like Salma and buy that Tarot card package"
by Minimalisti January 5, 2021
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Salma Hayek

A wicked hott actress, i mean so very hott!!!
Man, Salma Hayek was soo hot in Dogma
by Marx December 15, 2003
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P Dookie Salmon

Overly disgusting homeless man or homeless man in general who causes a mass disturbance in a public place, often having a large presence of Law Enforcement involved.
1. After a few minutes of negotiations and some ouchie bullets from the meany greeny shotty, P Dookie Salmon was placed under arrest by the LAPD
2. After chasing some people with a machete at a park, and shooting at police with a cross bow, P Dookie Salmon was eventually lit the fuck up by police.
by LEOLover69420 October 20, 2020
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