said the mind reader

A phrase to add on to a sentence when you're not sure what else to say.

My weekend was great...*awkward silence* said the mind reader.

by persononacouch December 21, 2022

said the rhyme did the crime

When the argument about who farted has been placed back to the person who started it. Usually the person who said "Whoever smelt it, dealt it."

Who Farted!

Whoever Smelt It, Dealt It!

Whoever Denied It, Supplied It!

Said The Rhyme Did The Crime!

Whoever Made The Rebuttal, Had It Come Out Their Butthole!

Whoever Detected It, Projected It!

Whoever Deduced It, Produced It!

by EpicGamerJues78 April 3, 2023

you know why I said that right?

Common phrase heard from Norman "Nick". He says this whenever he wants to place emphasis on something that he just said. Usually, he'll say this after he says something that he considers to be bold and will want to flex what he just did.

Norman "Nick":" I just read this entire book in one night"
Henry: "Ok?"
Norman "Nick": "You know why I said that right?"
**the whole time, Norman “Nick” was trying to flex that he read a book and did something productive**

by TurnM3Up April 15, 2020

Well said aid in a eement can be used as reeting, hey ats up

If you look at that mug that Urban Dictionary advertises really closely, it’ll say this. Well, of what you can read of it.

You: Well said aid in a eement can be used as reeting, hey ats up.
Your friend: wat da fuq dit u jus sae?

by Hongolomngonolongongous November 2, 2020

I said Lord

Used when someone's hairline is so irreversibly receded that you have to resort to sacred prayers to God in an attempt to restore it.

Guy 1: "I prayed for yo hairline 5 times a day like a Muslim. I got down on my knees and I said Lord, hear my prayers. But yo shits so busted that even the Lord turned his back on yo ass."
Guy 2: "No worries. I'll paint it in like LeBron."

by bobbybobson68 March 3, 2019

thats what she said

a sexual inuendo, if something can be said in the bedroom but is said in an everyday conversation you can say thats what she said

"it wont fit"
"thats what she said!"

"its too hard"
"thats what she said!"

"just shove it in there"
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"

"Stop It!"
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID"
*THWACK*
"ow that hurt"
"thats what she said"

by just-a-ninjapirate January 7, 2010

I said whoever threw that paper

An unfinished sentence on a vine made by an angry teacher after one of his students throws a paper airplane across the room, then proceeds to insult the anonymous student’s mother by calling her a hoe

“I sAiD wHoEvEr tHrEw tHaT pApEr, yO mOmS a hOe”

by ThickiNikki56 June 3, 2020