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Greasy Rusty

A large-headed boy who never cleans his hair. It is so greasy that you can see your reflection in it; a very smart boy with little to no penis.
Student 1: Hey man, did you see that Greasy Rusty?

Student 2: Yea bro-you can see yourself in his hair.

OR

Chick 1: Do you have a date to the dance?

Chick 2: No.

Chick 1: Well you could take him.

Chick 2: No, he's too much of a Greasy Rusty.
by yamaha14 March 9, 2009
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rusty bagpipe

When a girl eats your asshole and squeezes your ball sack like a set of bagpipes. There are multiple methods including, but not limited to the reach around, the reach under, and the ever elusive two handed ball squeeze.
After she gave me a rusty bagpipe,I wouldn't kiss her for a week.
by JACDFlexer June 9, 2007
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rusty pipeline

When two dicks wrap around each other like slugs do during oral sex. Looks like the inside of a pretzel, but made with quality white meat (dicks). Masturbation in this position can cause massive sensation for both parties. Feels great.
Noah: Mike did the rusty pipeline with me last night. I jizzed so much. Awwwwwwwwww...

Mike: It was SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
by WeinerBoobies69 February 12, 2014
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rusty muffler

Feces left around the anus. The situation one finds oneself in when, having defecated, one finds that there is no toilet paper available.
I had a crap this morning, but there wasn't any bumwad, so I had to go all day with a rusty muffler.
by king dude January 24, 2005
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rusty shackles

when you grab a person's legs with poop-smeared toilet paper from underneath a bathroom stall divider and yell, "rusty shackles!"
A strange man gave me rusty shackles today when I sat down to take a crap in a public restroom.
by MyShacklesAreRusty October 22, 2009
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rusty hyena

the act of shoving a high heel or stiletto heel into the ass of a girl; usually done while hitting her doggy style. The rusty comes from ass, like in the rusty trombone. The hynea comes from the fact that its funny so when you tell your friends about it it is not uncommon to laugh like a hyena.
I was over erica's house last night and I saw a high heel on the bed while I was hitting her from behind: so I gave her a rusty hyena.
by mike anderson 26 April 15, 2010
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rusty lawnmower

"Uh oh, my pubes just got eaten by a rusty lawnmower"
by MMjr April 21, 2008
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