Ruben

Hispanic man that is very jealous and will betray you if he feels your completion , May even push you down a well and sell you to slAvery just so he can have all the attention from women .

Ruben never hangs out with African Americans because there dicks are huge and rubens is small .

by Hollow tip lipstick May 11, 2018

Ruben

Ruben Stark is the poggest man on earth. He is simply so amazing and perfect

Person 1: OMG he is so pog
Person 2: oh yes, it’s Ruben

by BigBoyBurren March 24, 2021

Ruben

A cute, adorable boy who I want to spend the rest of my life with but can't because he's a fuckboi; the boy I want but cant have

Friend:you look sad
Friend 2: Yeah, its just Ruben again

by tiredcutie February 17, 2017

Ruben

Somebody who thinks their all that when at school. Then once they get home they cry over Chick-Flicks...They also tend to have Big Round Forheads🤔🤷🏽 ♀️😂

Your such a Ruben!

by Phe_Phe1 May 5, 2018

Ruben

Really gay likes to suck dick is ghetto acts British cant even say butter

Look at ruben

by Poisiedon October 30, 2019

Ruben

A short skinny gay kid who gets beat up everyday for wearing nail polish and makeup. Rubens get called every gay slur in the book and if you're near a Ruben you feel the urge to fuck the other gender.

Girl: Look at Ruben with an earring in his right ear
Guy: What a fag

by >o< September 20, 2017

Ruben

A well thought out, methodical, and ruthless statement spoken with no fucks given. Often a metaphor, simile, or hyperbole, but can also be meant literally.

"She's gotta be the only person to get cancer and gain weight..."

"Wow that's real Ruben of you man."

by Jeezuradick October 10, 2015