hotpocket

An involuntary physical reaction generated in one's nether regions having been forced to stand uncomfortably close to an attractive member of the opposite sex in eg. a crowded subway carriage.

"Yes Dear, I know it's an ugly bruise, but I was overcome with hotpocket."

by Anonymous January 21, 2003

Hotpocket

An expandable pocket-size solar power microwave.

He owned a Hotpocket, with which he could successfully cook his microwave pizza without venturing to a domestic location.

by Nancy werdna December 25, 2007

san francisco hotpocket

the act of inserting one or both testicles in a girls asshole while banging her.

"damn man, i was fucking cindy last night and i gave her a SF-hotpocket when i shoved my balls in her ass.

by scarface February 18, 2005

hotpocket

someone useful that you would not consider a friend but ultimately keep around and take advantage of

stemming from the fact that you always want to keep them "close and warm, i.e. in your pocket"

Can be used as a noun or as a verb.

I tried to hotpocket Shelly as a tutor, but she wouldn't even look at me after I waited til finals to finally talk to her.

Charlie is a good hotpocket, he works at the restaurant and always hooks up free food.

by dyw21 March 4, 2009

hotpocket timebomb

When you are nothing but a fat slob who sits at the computer all day long reading UD, while eating the WHOLE box of McCain's Hotpockets (side note: either my lazy ass couldn't find them at the store, or they stopped selling them. If thats the case; bring them back!!!!) to yourself and you have spiked the bottom of one of them with immense amounts of hot sauce and you know the minute you eat that one, you will explode and die due to you health. Lets face it, you do not exercise and you eat shit all day long. Your heart has now given up. Time to die

hey, did you hear about Andy? He got hit with a hotpocket timebomb. I knew that's what would get him

by obese dese nuts January 20, 2011

Alabama HotPocket

When a person take shit and jerk off with it.

Jack came in the room after he did a Alabama HotPocket

by brodangles September 16, 2011

hotpocket

When a guy shits in the girls pussyhole and then proceeds to fucking her.

Buddy #1: "Dude, last night I dared Jake to hotpocket Meghan and he actually did!", "she still smelled when we woke up this morning."

Buddy #2: "She probly liked it, that nasty hoe."

by Betsy Baker January 11, 2008