The Third Rodriguez

When one person shoves any instrument up another persons ass and proceeds to play it

Person 1: Dude I'm wanting to try something new with the lady but I just can't find anything good.

Person 2: Try giving her a "The Third Rodriguez"

by Steve Henson December 18, 2011

Jose Mario Rodriguez

The bitchiest of bitch niggas, always after them cheeks while picking up the hoes in a purple CRX.

Damn my panties dropped, there must be a jose mario rodriguez around.

by King94 May 20, 2016

João Rodrigues

João Rodrigues is the type of guy to have a huge c*ck. And not only that but he is extremely good a s*x.
He is also a Minecraft god that would beat the sh*t out of you with a stick.

"Is that João Rodrigues, who has that huge penis and that f*cked your mom. YES YOUR MOM"-Michael Jackson.
"I want João Rodrigues to beat me with his stick"- probably your crush.

by Johny1000000 November 22, 2021

alex rodriguez

An over paid baseball player on the Yankees where he is a perfect fit. Possible the worst fielding third baseman in the league, but I bet it would be hard to field with a needle in your arm. Well known for slapping the ball out of Bronson Arroyo's glove and getting the shit beaten out of himself by Red Sox catcher Jason Varitek.

Also see:
steroids, pussy, ballslapper

Announcer: And another error by Rodriguez, that makes 300 on the season, and it looks like it shattered his needle too.

by Red Sox rock September 1, 2005

Chris rodrigez

A under cover gay guy that is so insanely cocky of himself for no apparent reason, he thinks he is the most attractive male on this earth. He is a lier and a cheater... It likes it up the butt and talks like a fruitcake. He brags about gay guys hitting on him and wants to work in a gay bar. He think he knows everything but actually knows very little about when he actually says. He wants to be a personal trainer for woman that are actually men so he can do them up the butt.

My name is Chris rodrigez and I like diii up my butt!

Me: oh damn I should have known!

by Xxxxx465 October 31, 2011

Alex Rodriguez

He is a Liar} and a Phony
he is also full of shit.
The most overpaid player in the history of professional sports.
He looks like a girl.

AROD: Its not about the money...really.

by hello May 9, 2004

Georgina Rodriguez

Georgina Rodriguez is a former prostitute whom Cristiano Ronaldo met at a night club, but later went on to lie and say that they met at a fashion event. Georgina quit her job after going public with her relationships with Ronaldo and since then her main job is to stalk and copy Irina Shayk's every move

Don't be a slut like Georgina Rodriguez just to seduce men, it's not worth it

by Sassy14 August 13, 2018