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arod
Alex Rodriguez of the New York Yankees
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Arod
The absolute BEST player in baseball, and anyone who disagrees is a hater and ya needa stop sippin ya haterade bitches!!! Not only was he a better short stop than Jeter could ever dream of being, but he is now also one of the best third basemens in the game!! And he is the best offensive player for sure, and he will one day be the homerun king, and no he does not use steroids!! And if all his awesomeness on the baseball field wasnt enough, hes also drop dead gorgeous, and can fuck any girl he wants, and still keep his wife, because she knows hes the best shell ever get!!!!!
pull an arod
pull an arod by Ian Howell October 21, 2006
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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