S.C.R (Sub-conscience Crotch Rubbing)

The act of rubbing ones crotch without even realising one is doing so.

It may be done in a variety of situations that are not slightly arousing to even the most average, psychologically balanced individual

It is done sub-consciencly when the brain finds itself inactive with nothing to do.

Fiddling with your genitals while doing something mundane and inane such as:
- Mid conversation with a casual acquaintance
- Queing in the bank to withdraw money,
- Confessing in church
- Collecting your child from preschool

S.C.R (Sub-conscience Crotch Rubbing) is not a serious psychological ailment but it can lead to distress and situations of awkwardness and sexual embarassment

by FenCor December 26, 2011

Mike Rabbing It

The act of using irrational arguments to rationalize something that isn't true.

After i got caught by my parents sneaking out, i just kept Mike Rabbing It until they left me alone, then i snuck out again.

by Getums December 17, 2008

Sticky Ribbing

The act upon where a man withdraws his wet penis from the man or woman and proceeds to hit it on their ribs as if they were playing the xylophone.

I gave Ainsley Harriot a good Sticky Ribbing Last nite

by Joe :) February 15, 2009

Rubbing one out

Simpley Just jacking off

"Dude, I just got done rubbing one out to a pic of your mom." thus like shwo

by maddmike September 10, 2006

rubbing

using a furniture edge to masturbate

"Rubbing feels soooo good. I need to do it again!"

by The Lisssssssa June 11, 2006

Rubbing Bread

An action of grinding on one's ass or humping somebody in a rough fashion.

I thought it might have been a bit inappropriate when they were rubbing bread in the mall in front of everybody.

by volks April 26, 2009

rubbing it in your facebook

when someone brags inordinately for praise and attention on facebook

like this girl on facebook was talking about her $57,000 scholarship to some university to make other people feel bad about themselves

Person1: "She was totally rubbing it in your facebook."
Person2:"Lil bitch!"

by dmasterg February 20, 2011