roadie

A alcoholic drink, such as a beer, that you take from your own fridge before you leave for a party and drink on the way as a pre-drink. Or when your leaving the party the drink you take to have when traveling to another party or back home.

"Hey Jim! grab us some roadies before we leave, I wanna be smashed before we get there!"

by ewkerr October 21, 2008

Roadie

Person who sets up band equipment, tunes up guitars, is sometimes paid from the band, and who always pisses and moans about his bad back.

"Our roadie is always moaning about his bad back!"

by Metal Master September 29, 2005

roadsterzoku

A cult of fuccbois who circle jerk each other whilst chanting "MX-5s are the best".

Did you see that roadsterzoku back at the traffic lights?

by gheegz94 January 26, 2016

Roadie poo

Screwed up discarded duct tape littered around the stage by particularly messy roadies. Health and safety out of the window.

Alfred: Whoever set this stage up is a slob, there's roadie poo everywhere.

Napoleon: Yeah somebody's going to slip

by megaWave September 9, 2011

roadside circumcision

Where penis or/and testicles are runover by the wheel of a vehicle.

Doctor: why are you in hospital?
Pacent: my balls where crushed under a car
Doctor: Okay that called a roadside circumcision

by Barberella September 1, 2020

Roadie

Your lucky hand in Poker

Mark: "You always win with Jack Six"
Joe: " Jack six is my roadie"

by coleymoley December 31, 2010

Roadster

An old band teacher who has a bald head with one strip of white hair across the top. When he wants you to play louder he squawks like a bird.

The Roadster was fired.

by Angry band student February 28, 2004