readies

Readily realizable assets. Beer money.

Tube passenger 1: "Come with us, man."
Tube passenger 2: "Nah, low on readies, man."

by CougarSW2 December 9, 2004

Dirt roaded

To be violently pentrated from behind, or 'fucked', metaphorically.

"Dude how's the divorce going?"

"Not great man, she seriously dirt roaded me."

by Youngunn21 April 27, 2013

roadbeer

A beer that is drank on the road while driving.

I had me a roadbeer on the way home from work.

by sukmi December 9, 2008

roadies

1. (plur. roadie) People who tag along with a band cross country. They often will help in stage setup to "earn their keep".

1. We've got a group of roadies comming in tonight, so make sure they don't trash the rooms

by chillinvillain October 9, 2005

High Roading

a) To defend an argument in a way that is difficult to attack for moral reasons.
b) To take the moral high ground
c) To pretend to be better then a certain opinion for moral reasons in order to make your friend (who has claimed the other opinion) look like a total doucher
d) Using "The Flag" or "The Children" to win an argument in a blatantly ridiculous way

Example 1:

Them: "I hate these *&%#@$ school zones! The speed limit is 15mph and the kids are never here!"
You: "The school zones are for the safety of the children. How dare you think of yourself before the children."
Them: "Oh No! You used the children. Nice High Roading."

Example 2:
Them: "The extra security at airports is total lame sauce. If a terrorist is going to take a plane down they will find a way."
You: "We have the extra security for the protection of the American people and the children. I believe in our flag and in our country and that is why I believe in the extra security."
Them: "Nice high road move using the flag, jackass. You Suck!"

by Grymm Deth June 16, 2009

RoadHeadsBurg

A series of small towns located across America in which town ordinance require any female passenger of legal age to blow any non relative male (except KY) driving the car, provided that said driver can operate the vehicle safely and is willing to let America's hard working truckers have a peak. Man law prevents the sale of any map to a women listing the location Roadheadsburg, which appear frequently across the Country.

Baby we're driving through Roadheadsburg, I'd like to want to help you, but local ordinance requires that you suck my cock.

by Zilla-jum September 26, 2011

Roadmen

Lads who wear black puffer jackets and hang outside of your local Maccy's. They try and hit on teen girls by usually saying "oi bruv can I have ur snap"

They also threaten to shank anyone or anything that pushes them over the edge.

"I went to Maccy's on Saturday and there were roadmen there!"

by Sai-Chan November 28, 2020