ritz

a racial slur for white person, used by the minorities of America but most commonly by blacks in music

Fuck you pasty cousin-fucking ritz

by eIanor July 6, 2018

ritz boy

The name given to those in the present who possess a severely cringey childhood

Person 1: "Oh my god did you see that photo of Luke?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's clearly a ritz boy"

by wegg January 17, 2019

ritz kjeks med mannemelk

When you cum hard on a ritz cracker.

Lucas, do you like ritz kjeks med mannemelk?
Lucas: Havent heard of him

by ritzybot October 18, 2022

Ritz

A 'Ritz' is someone who is flakey, has tickets on themselves and is generally inferior.

The origin of this insult comes from the American cracker 'Ritz', which attempted to overtake Jatz as Australia's base biscuit of choice. Due to the inferiority of it's taste, texture and transportability Ritz will never beat Jatz, or Savoy if you're from Victoria.

Guy 1: Jimmy is such a fucking Ritz.

Guy 2: Why?

Guy 1: He said he'd pick me up on the way to the pub and he just never showed up.

Guy 2: Classic ritz, always breaking and disappointing.

by Milkthistlemhu May 2, 2021

ritz

Another way to say the r word due to how it sounds when followed by the word harded.

Jimothy: Boy you are ritz as hell
John: Whar
Jimothy: ritz harded lmaooooooooo

by dicewarrior August 16, 2023

Ritz

Ritz is Ritalin! It's Vitamin R! It helps to relax you if you are ADHD!

Gotta pop 20mg of Ritz and a beer to breeze through my homework. Then sleep.

by CynderFanclub April 12, 2024

Ritz of certiorari

Requests for appeal of a decision regarding one or more round light crunchy crackers.

If junk-food-craving children are told dat they may not have more/any 7-hole-perforated flour-discs, they would love to request Ritz of certiorari to challenge said restriction.

by QuacksO April 21, 2024