realisticness

The state of being realistic. Defining one's true self, and being 100% real.

Me and my female synch, no nonsense, no ignorance; we have a realtionship that's pure,unrivaled realisticness.

by EnigmaticPariah and Incognito March 18, 2014

Realastic

Pronunciation: real-a-lastic

When you stretch the truth

Bob said he got a "A" plus on his math test, but it sounded realastic.

by nicki12628 September 10, 2016

Realist

A pessimist in denial. Someone with an overwhelmingly negative view of the world and the future, but does not want the stigma associated with being called a pessimist, so they claim to view the world as it "really" is. Of course, in the eyes of the realist, it's never "really" good, it always "really" sucks.

Person A: You know, I hate people, the future sucks, life sucks and then you die. Might as well off myself right now.
Person B: Wow, you're a real pessimist!
Person A: I'm not a pessimist, I'm a realist.

by thealmightyseth February 23, 2011

realistik

someone who's not livin in a fantasy world. a person that is realistic.
<taken from the word realistic>>

your so realistik

by FOREALGurl August 26, 2003

Realistic Randy

Any sex move that consists of the use of a curling iron, a little blue pill, salsa, motor oil, anal beads, painters tape, a 1967 penny, a finger from a broken statue, or a slinky dog(like from the movie Toy Story.)

Bro 1: "Dude I gave this girl a realistic randy last night."
Bro 2: " Really what objects did you use?"
Bro 1: " I tied her down with the slinky dog, shoved the 1967 penny in her mouth, poured a little salsa in her mouth then covered her mouth with painters tape. Then proceeded to pop the pill myself, applied the motor oil as lube, stuck the curling iron in her vajay... dont worry it was on low, and then finished by fucking her in the ass."
Bro 2: "What kind of salsa did you use?"

by welshes grape juice January 15, 2011

realistic minecraft

A viral YouTube trend that you put you record your hands in a green screen and put it in a gameplay footage. It sometimes gets cringe and goes too far. For example mickey mouse in minecraft using greenscreen. And the worst part: This gets millions and thousands of views! Because putting your hands in a game turns it "realistic"

Do you want to watch realistic minecraft with me?

by TheFoil August 17, 2017

Realist

Another word for "I'm a stuck up asshole." Usually used to emphasize someone's non involvement in something as well.

Person 1: I think defenses should try and take Tom Brady out of the game

Person 2: No, nobody can even get to Brady because the patriots are so great. I'm not a Patriots fan either. I'm just a realist.

by TheNoobAvenger November 20, 2007