steppin' razor

"Walking weapon", as in "I'm a walking straight-razor", don't you watch my size (be mislead by my small stature)

If you wanna live, live
I beg you treat me good
I'm like a walking razor
Don't you watch my size
I'm dangerous
- Lyrics to "Steppin' Razor by Joe Higgs, recorded by Peter Tosh

by Escapistus September 29, 2022

razor burners

Code for making fun of annoying kids on Razor scooters. Way of calling them flaming fags for the act of scooting.

"Man, that kid at the skatepark was cutting everyone off." "Ah yeah, I saw that little Razor burner ruining the session too."
"We went to this spot to film some tricks, but these total Razor burners kept getting in the shot while we were rolling for footage"

by Straight up Pummmpedd December 19, 2014

Cloud Razor

An angry pregnant woman you don't want to mess with.

What?! Monique killed someone?!....Yeah she was a real cloud razor.

by KHawk December 29, 2010

butthole razor

A razor blade, approximate 3 inches in length, meant specifically for the care and weeding of the cornhole.

Guy 1: You're gonna shave w/ the same razor you use to clean your ass?

Guy 2: Nah, that's what my butthole razor is for!

by Razor Butthole October 13, 2008

Ockerman’s razor

1: The most confusing and complicated solution possible.

2: Meant to confuse or distract someone from the original problem.

3: Means to obfuscate or hide the true reason.

I can’t understand what’s going on here, must be Ockerman’s razor.

by losrocket April 12, 2019

Razor tight

Extremely close. A mixed metaphor (of "razor-thin" and simply "tight") commonly heard from television news reporters during election season, referring to the closeness of a race between candidates.

News anchor: "As you can see here, John, the presidential race is holding at 47 percent for each candidate. It's a razor tight margin."

by rk96 November 6, 2012

Arkham's razor

The weirdest explanation is the correct one. Opposite of Occam's razor.

Occam's razor says that people used primitive tech and slave labor build the pyramids. Arkham's razor says that Satan called in a favor from space aliens to build them in order to make people disbelieve in Jesus hundreds of years before he was born.

by The Logical Fallacy June 5, 2017