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moes racoon

Moes racoon enjoys f*** raccoons its funny said josh
by Boilililjl December 4, 2016
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garbage racoon

An individual that is treated like an absolute piece of trash by people that don't appreciate or respect them for who they are or what they provide. An animal treated sub par by other animals or humans.
He treats her like a garbage racoon whilst he runs around texting other busted women, in front of and behind her back...
by Madame Breaux psychic December 17, 2020
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Crab Ragoons

Chineese Food. Made up of crab, cream cheese, ginger, and whatever else them china men put in that thing.
I odered crab ragoons and some fried rice.
by LainaLovesMike March 31, 2008
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Wet Racoon

as the guy is about to blow his load, he grabs the girls hair, jabs his dick into both her eye sockets, giving her blackeyes the next day, then blows the cum onto her face
by lenda6669 July 7, 2009
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Racoon eyes

When your girlfriend passes out and you dip your balls in chocolate pudding. Then place them on her eyes without her knowing.
I gave her a pair of racoon eyes after sex because she passed out.
by Sly Baloney January 22, 2017
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racoontang

Similar to Poontang except unlike poontang which is often largely planned and exagerrated, racoontang comes out of nowhere (like a racoon). Usually an extremley drunken woman and an exboyfriend who doesnt care.
Oh my God, did you see those two? Total Racoontang!
by samgoode April 27, 2009
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The Kansas City Racoon

The act of rubbing shit in your partners eyes while you have sex with them from behind.
Last night I was fucking this fat chick and gave her the Kansas City Racoon.
by the wrath of walmart September 15, 2009
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