"Josh wasn't born mentally handicap, he suffers from self-retardation for repeatedly seeing girls illegally."
by jbiddle August 24, 2011
Get the Self-Retardation mug.A period of time beginning at roughly the start of the year 2020 of the Gregorian calendar, continuing through to the present time and into the foreseeable future.
In this brave new Age of Retardation, Tesla Motors Inc. can be worth more than all other auto makers in the world combined, any personal set of political and social ideologies must be dumbed down and simplified into one of two catch-all buckets, and the cessation of usage of any language that might offend the most easily offended person is more important and pressing than, say, preventing hundreds of thousands of African children from dying annually of diseases for which we have long had effective treatments, such as malaria.
by Dr. Schlichter von Koenigswald January 3, 2021
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In my rearview mirror I see a car sliding toward me with its bakes locked, the driver of which is clearly suffering from dehydrated retardation. Boom.
by Chuck Lindo October 22, 2010
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Man, I can't believe I'm seeing such Digital Retardation in today's society. I just wanted to download my video!
by BillyWorder12 April 9, 2019
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Fred: He was sent to a crazy house.
John: What? Why?
Fred: He watched one of George W Bush's speeches and came down with a case of mental retardation.
John: Oh.
Fred: He was sent to a crazy house.
John: What? Why?
Fred: He watched one of George W Bush's speeches and came down with a case of mental retardation.
John: Oh.
by jokemonkey March 4, 2008
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Person 1: O HAI HOW ARE YEW?!
Person 2: do me know yew? I dun think yew know me.
Person 1: Oh I sowwy fo dat! i thought yew was summbuddy else!
Someone with intelligence: Stupid random morons. That's Internet self-retardation for ya.
Person 2: do me know yew? I dun think yew know me.
Person 1: Oh I sowwy fo dat! i thought yew was summbuddy else!
Someone with intelligence: Stupid random morons. That's Internet self-retardation for ya.
by hillbillybiskit August 5, 2008
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