"Reddit" is a term for when a group of unemployed people gather around a fire in their mom'
s basement and tell tales of the phenomenon known as
women and how they dream of seeing
women in the daylight. A frequent user of Reddit is known as a "Redditor". Although never seen in daylight or outside of their room, Redditors are a mysterious and seemingly bizarre species that to this day eludes mankind of its true nature.
"EVERYONE, look a
Redditor in our midst:
"Isn't the Redditor'
s natural habitat inside Reddit? Why is it here?"
"A Redditor sometimes ventures outside its natural habitat to gather food and nutrients"
"But all it'
s gathering is some Mountain Dew, Takis, Doritos, ice cream and something called Five Hour Energy
"That is nutrients to a Redditor"