Raphael

Raphael refers to a man with an incredibly small penis but a great sense of humour, usually of average height cute but not handsome. A Raphael does not handle alcohol very well.
He threw up on himself like a true Raphael
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Raphael

Chris; Here are my grades dad(raphael)
Raphael; Conyo
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Raphael Robles To Eliza Coupe: "'You Are Cute'" & Eliza Coupe To Raphael Robles "'You Are Cute To Me Too'"
Raphael Robles To Eliza Coupe: "'You Are Cute'" & Eliza Coupe To Raphael Robles "'You Are Cute To Me Too'"
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Raphael

noun, masculine, MAD insult

"Raphael" is an insult used similary to "Kevin" or "Sebastian." It's rather uncommon hence it should not be used recklessly. It's a poweful insult that will obliterate everyone and everything. A Raphael is a person that behaves like an asshole and judges people that he doesn't even know. An alman you could say, but they don't necessarily have to be German. However, people often misunderstand Raphaels. They only see their dickhead behavior, but legend has it that they can be very nice.
"Man, I wish that dude would stop insulting my poor dog...such a Raphael..."

" I can't believe that guy called me a 74 y/o Indian woman even though that's clearly not true! He's such a Raphael!!! "

"I don't have anything against him, but he still seems like a Raphael to me."
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Raphael

He is tall, and nice, young, and handsome, name of an angel, he is intelligent and quiet but he is always there for you. He is the Brainiac: Raphael, the go-to guy for brains in the class. Always a top performer, setting the bar high.

Intellectual Star: Raphael, the name synonymous with academic brilliance, consistently ranking among the best.

Brains with Charm: Raphael, not just a smart cookie but also a charming one, effortlessly blending brains and social grace.
Lily: I met a guy who is the absolute best, like the class Brainiac with a heart of gold. Low-key wish I could score a date with him; brains and charm, what a combo!

Juliet: Such a nice guy! He's name is probably Raphael!
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Raphael wyler

a tall white boy that has a small ding dong and is best friends with a white boy who claps when the plane lands hota pe
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raphael

a really corny person who's gay and in love with his 4th grade classmate named fredric
"hes gay. yeah cz hes so raphael"
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