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Quantum Gravity

A gravitational field that has been quantized into discrete segments of spacetime in such a way that we can consider each point within this spacetime separately.
Physicist 1: I am studying quantum gravity.

Physicist 2: That's what you think! It's actually been a program on my computer all along!
by Magnus Voidus October 19, 2010
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quantum my solace

To have mad, crazy animal sex. Also see spotted owl
Jessica: would you like to see Quantum of Solace?
Robert: I think you should quantum my solace!!
by Bullinator December 29, 2008
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Quantum Gnar

n;the highest level of gnar(gran, derived from gnarley) that can be achieved,i.e ripping the tsunami waves while drinking keystone light.
1.BROSKI! I cant believe you achieved quantum gnar while rippin that wave!
by Mystery Kid January 20, 2009
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Quantum Sense

The common sense associated with recovering awareness about The Story of the Universe and our species common origin/creation story. Conventional wisdom of our foundational roots of origin.
All species and forms are related; It's Quantum Sense.

Quantum Sense says we all come into this existence from the same place.
by herbybell April 2, 2010
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Quantum Trouser Event Affliction

An afflicition tht causes a person to randomly be sucked through a tear in the space time continuum and be dropped somewhere else wearing different trousers.
Andrew found himself in vegas wearing chinos after suffering a Quantum Trouser Event Affliction attack.
by Ricshah September 22, 2010
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Quantum Materialism

Quantum Materialism is a materialistic philosophy that seeks to adapt materialism into quantum mechanics, quantum materialism advocated the whole matter is universe is based on quantum mechanics, where it is possible of quantum mechanics to have influence in the whole universe and existence, even in a small level where modern science cannot realize, having the need of deep and advanced studies and devices for prove that quantum mechanics have influence at macro level and that the whole universe can work at superquantum level.
"Quantum materialism advocates that the conscience exists at the sub-atomic level, where the atoms of the person are its conscience, where when a person dies, his atoms returns to the nature and might reincarnate as a human or as any living being again, but it needs a massive and advanced quantum studies and devices for prove it."

"Quantum materialism advocates that superquantum mechanics is actually a thing, but humans and its current devices cannot realize it, needing the creation of advanced devices for turn this studies possible and the creation of technologies for possibility people use superquantum mechanics for improve human condition and for evolve humans."

"Quantum materialism is friends with extraphysical materialism, advocating extraphysical materialism is just an advanced stage of materialism and might be a complement of quantum materialism."
by Full Monteirism January 6, 2021
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Quantum Computer

An over-engineered computer capable of solving complex problems if provided proper cooling. Prone to melt downs.
"Yo did you ever get that quantum computer working?"

"Naw, I couldn't find enough air conditioners to keep it from overheation..."
by Building Tomorrow June 30, 2021
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