An inter-spacial sex manoeuvre whereby a moist, warm hole is penetrated with enough irrepressible force from a cherry rocket to break through a seemingly impenetrable barrier.
by Soxandsandlesmadeforspeed June 21, 2018
Whenever a person of an unknown ethnicity says the "n-word" (either by audio, digital format or said by an ethnically ambiguous person) the offense is suspended in a quantum racist state. Due to Heisenbergs uncertainty principle (aka Dolezals uncertainty principle) the observers can not know for sure if they should be offended or not, as there is a possibility the person who said it is black and/or identifies as black. When the speakers ethnicity is revealed the quantum racist state collapses and the speaker can be labeled as racist or not.
Ex. In a digital chat-forum
Person X: "N-word!"
Observer1: "WHOA! Who said that?! That is NOT OK!"
Observer2: "But wait. We dont know Person X ethnicity? They might be black?"
Observer1: "Damn you are right. We are stuck in a state of Quantum Racism! I do not know how to react."
Observer2: "Hey Person X. What is your ethnicity?"
Person X: "Im black. STFU".
Person X: "N-word!"
Observer1: "WHOA! Who said that?! That is NOT OK!"
Observer2: "But wait. We dont know Person X ethnicity? They might be black?"
Observer1: "Damn you are right. We are stuck in a state of Quantum Racism! I do not know how to react."
Observer2: "Hey Person X. What is your ethnicity?"
Person X: "Im black. STFU".
by bugsy_malone January 08, 2021
The science the "smart" people claim to understand, mentioning things like Schrodinger's Cat and Superposition, yet for some reason don't know how to use the Schrodinger Equation or how to use Eigenvectors in any way whatsoever.
Me: What the fuck are you good at, mate?
"Smart" Person: Ah yes, I am an intellectual expert in the science of Quantum Physics. Truly a master of photosynthesis.
Me: Ah yes, fuck you too.
"Smart" Person: Ah yes, I am an intellectual expert in the science of Quantum Physics. Truly a master of photosynthesis.
Me: Ah yes, fuck you too.
by Cenam March 15, 2019
Tiny, foam-like distortions of space-time at the level of the Planck length. If we could peer into the fabric of space time at the Planck length, we would see tiny bubbles and wormholes, with a foam-like appearance.
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
Acclaimed, widely-misunderstood physical principle, used by the media to make sci-fi statements about the nature of the universe and computation theory.
Definition. Quantum superposition:
1. (Informal) If an object can be on two (or more) different states of nature, then it can be on several on them at the same time. Interacting with the object to measure its state will destroy such "wonderful" superposition. This amazing effect is only easy to observe in very small systems with current technology.
2. One of the coolest discoveries about Nature ever made.
3. A synonym used by some famous authority figures for ignorance.
The last two due to complexity theorist Scott Aaronson.
Confer Wikipedia for a more rigorous explanation.
Definition. Quantum superposition:
1. (Informal) If an object can be on two (or more) different states of nature, then it can be on several on them at the same time. Interacting with the object to measure its state will destroy such "wonderful" superposition. This amazing effect is only easy to observe in very small systems with current technology.
2. One of the coolest discoveries about Nature ever made.
3. A synonym used by some famous authority figures for ignorance.
The last two due to complexity theorist Scott Aaronson.
Confer Wikipedia for a more rigorous explanation.
1. In a Hydrogen atom, the electron spinning around the nucleus can live in a 'quantum superposition' of the state of minimum energy and the first excited state. If you measure the superposition in the lab, you measure one of the states randomly!
2. In a quantum computer, a bit can be in a quantum superposition of the values '0' and '1'.
3. The famous Schrödinger Cat illustration: an isolated cat in a box where there is a threat that can potentially kill him is in a quantum superposition of 'alive' and 'dead'. Opening the box would collapse the cat to one of these states. This is actually a mnemotechnic to remember definition 1.
2. In a quantum computer, a bit can be in a quantum superposition of the values '0' and '1'.
3. The famous Schrödinger Cat illustration: an isolated cat in a box where there is a threat that can potentially kill him is in a quantum superposition of 'alive' and 'dead'. Opening the box would collapse the cat to one of these states. This is actually a mnemotechnic to remember definition 1.
by garrapito May 05, 2011
A state of mind very close to either madness or dumbness, or fluctuation in between, all of which is determined only by probability.
by jaelee11 March 17, 2008
A improved version of a Photon torpedo used during the Dominion War in Star Trek DS9 and in a ride called "BORG Invasion 4D" at the Las Vegas Hilton hotel in Las Vegas, Nevada.
by Shadowfire December 05, 2006