Pushan

Midget Lord, shares height with fellow Hayden's. God of Moustaches, he can perfect your facial hair with 1 tip. ULTIMATE SIMPLORD. weeb.

Guy 1: "Damn that guy's very short but his moustache is fire!"
Guy 2: "I know right! Must be a Pushan!"

by ShibaBoi April 7, 2022

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Pushmataha

Pushmataha Riggs Warfield, a Pushy Cat avoiding Tommy the Cat despite calling him charismatic and charming in the alleyway lined with muppets dining with Oscar at the trash can bar-b-que amid dumpster girl’s belongings long gone bad but not forgotten, redone in a new way back to black bull riding bare up the butt, snuck, stuck…Well…Just another feral pushy cat aka the Skull Capped Monkey in a world of shit aka the Slaine Shocker of Schizo posing as a sweet ass in a Jason mask aka Weirdly, the Geezer Bandit’s Greenlit Girl from another world…Maybe Earth, maybe the world, no…It’s definitely the planet Wearth…Hogtied and branded in a place a feline don’t belong in a 1980 rehab sipping Kendall Jackson Cabernet Sauvignon…The fully intended love child of a murderer and a maniac madman…

SUM believe that Pushmataha is merely a city in BFE Oklahoma…But the peace pipe on the flag should prompt you to do the math mother fuckers…Synesthesia style with numbers glowing as colors, the number 4 screams orange of course because the Queen’s Day is Dutch so break out the fucking linoleum and wear a carrot helmet as you sing along while the DJ throws a Zong…No…Pushmataha is a person…The Pushy Cat crawling through Mugwump Jism as insurgents bomb the bass so that she can stitch fish bones as eyebrows on the guilded Pakelika mask covering Paiasso painted front side grinding a hustle hard as hell to get to Mary Jane at the altar of Opium for the Masses…Pushmataha…Weilds a penniless paintbrush starving artist bi-hawk bull rider of the apocalypse negro-observing those damned blue collar trailer park girls bragging about abortions at the bar-b-que because Oh Shit’s just like me, ‘cuz he crazy Chloe so tie me to the ceiling in gravity boots built for panty melters and car alarms…R.I.P. Dumpster Girl gone but fuck forgotten like my hero the murdered madman…I’m sorry Ms.Jackson that you are missing in action like the words from that 9 Mm song; I wish I would’ve met you but now it’s a little late about Dude who blew his brains out on TV ‘cuz he was embezzling and caught…I say Hey Man Nice Shot…Only it was a hot shot…

by Pushmataha October 21, 2022

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Filthy Pushpak

The act of homosexual love making on a bed covered in curry, then afterwords the two men go out on a date at the nearest Dunkin Donuts drive thru.

Do you ever think Pen and Teller perform a filthy pushpak?

by ScottyBeamer August 26, 2020

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Pushan

Meaning to be the God of all mustaches. When someone has a spectacular mustache, it is called a "pushan"

YO MUSTACHE IS SHIT, IT IS NOTHING COMPARED TO A PUSHAN

by mermaidman125 November 27, 2012

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pushart

Consumption of alcohol to an extent that your body begins to violently expel (vomit) all the contents within the stomach and upper intestine. While doing so the spasms and force of the expelling intoxicants cause you to shit your pants.

Don't drink so much you pushart yourself again.

by The Woo August 25, 2009

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