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preteen

A child between the ages of 9-13.
by Saints October 18, 2003
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Pret

Someone is so full of himself,arrogant and makes up stories to fuel his infamy or can means someone who looks really ugly. Pret was derived from the sound when you shit..Pret
What a pret,he woulld'nt stop talking about himself and he was so proud.

OR

Look at her,she looks like pret.
by Dirty Rocky November 25, 2009
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pretalian

Pretend Italian. The international and preferred language of Starbucks.
"I always get confused when I try to order coffee at Starbucks. I think it's because I don't speak pretalian."
by Candace Hammond December 12, 2006
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Preteen

Someone on the verge of becoming a teen.

Preteen girls are often described as stupid immature sluts with glitter smeared on their faces and High School Musical fanatics, WHEN IN FACT there are many technically preteen girls who find this extremely annoying and judgemental.

SOME preteen girls are actually mature, know grammar and listen to the Cocteau Twins, so before you go blindly judging, think about the preteens that are actually mature, intelligent and find that kind of shit incredibly patronizing and offensive.


:-)
Preteen -

"12-year-old girls are all stupid little wannabe sluts who try to act cool"-

have you ever thought that maybe not all 12-year-old girls are like that?
by Mosacryla March 6, 2009
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Pretengineering

The art of pretending to engineer or possess scientific and/or technical knowledge. Pretengineering may be motivated by idiocy, intense laziness, or a hangover.
Rick was pretengineering for all he was worth at the meeting this morning, which was not much. The Leaning tower of Pisa was obviously built by pretengineers.
by tranceglobal41 January 20, 2009
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Preteen

Honestly, these definitions are really supid, ans here's exactly why:
Literally NOONE tyyyyPPeEs LLlIiiiiKke thhhissSSS

No one who is human watches Hannah Montana (ITS 2018 BIOTCHES)

Mosr preteens dread being a teen
We don't 'smear glitter on our faces' why????

Again, no one likes Justin Bieber or 1 Direction or The Jonas Brothers.
And the stuff about 'not being talented' well my 11 year old bff can do back flips & aerials. Like you can do that.
The only reason I'm acting bratty rn in because im offended.

Retards!? No, no, no :x
And finally, from the examples youve given, you're 100% preteen. Surprise!

Its 2018, learn to GROW UP
Preteens are just like any other normal decent person!
by hihihihihiihihihihiihihi September 23, 2018
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pretendica

something that looks like the real deal, but is actually rather less than that just average.

Originally started as marijuana slang, it referred to weed that looked like the mack daddy, but was actually only middies. So the "pretendica" has now become generally thus, something that looks great, but is actually only okay, so-so, average at best.

something that has the capacity of pretending or is in the act of pretending or faking it.

pretending, faking, fronting.
He said that club was the diesel, but it was really kind of pretendica.

The girl thought that she had a hot ride, but it was total pretendica.

"Was it the shit, man?" -"Naw, it was pretendica."

or

"It was some scenester shit, yo. Total pretendica."
by JakeinthedirtyD January 21, 2008
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