Olson Protocol

A virtual and or mechanical limit established to prevent people from exceeding a previously thought, unattainable, theoretical maximum.

IT Guy: Dammit, system resources are being completely utilized again. Someone's tieing up every server with a SQL query.
IT Guy 2: I didn't think it was possible to tie up all the servers with one query. Invoke the Olson Protocol.

by funkyfred July 13, 2017

Protocol-autonomous-yet-liquidity-entangled

A state where a blockchain or decentralized network remains sovereign in its code and consensus rules but is economically bound to traditional financial systems through ETFs, custodial holdings, and institutional liquidity cycles.
It’s free by design — yet dances to Wall Street’s rhythm.

Bitcoin’s protocol is decentralized, but its price moves with the Nasdaq — it’s protocol-autonomous-yet-liquidity-entangled.

by Codex Δ October 22, 2025

protocole

Da standard methods of operation regarding either certain garden-veggies or da nursery-rhyme king and his violin trio.

Attending a Nat, Sr. concert or going to da Land Transportation Museum in Bangor, Maine doesn't really require any special protocoles --- as long as you are respectful and responsible, you should get along with everyone just fine.

by QuacksO November 17, 2023

Porno Protocol

The plan set in motion when you back out a group chat by getting one other person to send porn/ nudity as a coverup for you leaving

Ethan initiate the porno protocol now!!!!

by YEETOMYMEATO January 19, 2020

Protocol 49

It's the most powerful protocol in Minecraft, and Herobrine's favorite tool against Undoomed.

Undoomed: I'm untouchable!

Herobrine: I'm about to end this man's whole career! (activates Protocol 49)

by Herobrine Richter June 10, 2019

Mavin Street Evacuation Protocol

After meeting a girl and breaking the enforced edging decree of Mavin Street, The Evavcuation protocol is the act of erupting ejaculate inside the girl's rear end. She then protests what you have done and proceeds to shake her ass to try and abort the sludge from her rectum. The resultant semen spray is called the Mavin Street Evacuation protocol.

Willy Leng: "Why is there social sauce deposited on the wall of the kitchen?"
Dayvid: "Sorry man, me and Doris were going hard and it ended with her doing a Mavin Street Evacuation Protocol"

by JimmyTomlinson2 November 20, 2023

Wakey wakey protocol

The protocol used by internet celebrity, Markiplier
Its about waking up, you can also troll your friends with it

Dude: Sleeping
Other dude: Changes something in Dude's phone
Dude's phone, going off: "INITIALISING WAKEY WAKEY PROTOCOL WAKE UP" BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

by Games_Much February 6, 2023