The Prophet Yahweh

In the book of Genesis 2:4-7 the Israelites God "Yahweh" or "YHWH" put his spirit in man; becoming a living soul. This first human was called "Adam" which means to make. According to the Holy Quran, this Adam was the first prophet of God (Deuteronomy 18:18-19). His name is "Prophet Yahweh" as mentioned in "The Holy Book of the Prophesied Counselor."

"The Prophet Yahweh" is his name as mentioned in Deuteronomy 18:18-19.

by The Covenant Messenger September 25, 2021

Lost Prophets

Decent Nu Metal band.

For Nu Metal.

by larstait October 25, 2003

Prophet

Johnny Nally. Known as Prophet for his insightful comments and observations.

When he said: 'Daniel is Desmo's anal poker, his chode smoker, the blackjack and stumpy joker'

by Mr Jones April 25, 2005

mud prophet

Moses, the man who recieved the Ten Commandments back in Biblical Times. So called because once he learned he was supposed to deliver the Israelites from Egypt, he took it upon himself to ritually coat his lower arms and lower legs with a mixture of soil and water by making bricks with the slaves. If I was Moses and I got the chance to squish mud between my toes without anyone getting on my case I'd actually be happy. I wouldn't be happy if my friend got killed by the master butcher, though.

Prince Moses the mud prophet will deliver the Israelites from Egypt after crashing the waves of the Red Sea over Pharaoh's Chariots.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood March 24, 2007

prophet of doom

the one friend you have who can always be counted upon to apply some 'stink' to a situation, "rain on your parade" or otherwise foretell what is going to go wrong! -i.e.: a 'bummer', mr./ms. NEGATIVITY!!

john is the prophet of doom, he was constantly worried about the police during the 'rave-up'!

during the "drug deal", ace impulsively served as the prophet of doom!

THE END OF THE WORLD IS COMING! said the sign of the 'born-again' ex king 'coholer (drunk) -yeah! hes' the prophet of doom!

by michael foolsley February 8, 2012

Paedo-Prophet

A grown man who claims to have the revelation of God and in whom is the revelation of what it means to be truly human.... And who marries his 6 year old niece, wages countless wars, advocates capital punishment and generally makes a nuisance of himself by leading a hopelessly inept and illiterate rabble to basically destroy themselves and their rat infested hovels.

"Hey Mo', you don't really believe in that Paedo-Prophet do you? That be like believing Charles Manson is Santa

by winkelTossa September 8, 2019

Prophet

Ugly-ass old guy aliens in Halo.

They don't do any of the fighting.

If the rest of the Covenant could just figure out that the Prophets are total wusses, none of this would have happened.

by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005