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pontooning

The act of swaffling (smacking your penis against something) fast and furiously between a woman's breasts. Similar to motorboating but with a penile element.
You could motorboat your girlfriend, but may derive more pleasure from pontooning her instead. Just make sure it is ok to ejaculate in her cleavage before doing so.
by Ryanandluciana April 23, 2013
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Poontoon

A pontoon boat full of hot chicks and a badass captain named Allen. Activities on the poontoon are similar to Mardi Gras including general drunkeness and bead giving for boobie flashes. The poontoon can usually be found anchored at a sandbar in southern Michigan lakes, just look for the party, hot chicks, and a badass captain.
"Damn! Captain Allen has a pontoon boat full of hot chicks partying again, that thing is a fucking POONTOON!!"
by AA01 April 19, 2012
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Proctologist

an ass inspector
my proctologist found a big piece of shit in my ass
by boomer2 July 28, 2003
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Poonton

A futon used for scoring; A portmanteau of 'poon' and 'futon'.
Dude, i got some on the poonton last night!
by Poonmaster G August 28, 2010
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Pontotoc, MS

One of the smallest towns located in Mississippi; a rumor mill. Major businesses include: McDonald's, WalMart, Piggly Wiggly, Save-A-Lot, Wendy's, Hardee's, Subway, Burger King. People in this town wear shoes and actually bathe. They also don't wear overalls and have more than just one tooth.
Sarah and I went to Pontotoc, MS last Friday night and went ham at Wendy's; now, the whole town is saying we are total beasts.
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pronoia

The wonderful delusion that everyone is out to make you happy. Cf. paranoia.
Jenni's pronoia convinced her that small pixies were out to sprinkle her with fairy dust and feed her cookies.
by Spritedust May 15, 2004
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Pronoun Punk

Pronoun Punk a subgenre of science fiction similar to steampunk or cyberpunk that combines the aesthetics of the LGBT culture.
Oh look there goes a clown.
Oh no it’s just a Pronoun Punk
by AnonDoxy March 30, 2023
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