productive procrastination

n. Doing stuff to keep busy while avoiding what really needs doing. When all is said and done, your room is clean, your laundry is folded -- but you haven't started your English paper.

I should really do my program. But instead, I think it's time for some productive procrastination... Where's the mop??

by The Grammar Nazi June 18, 2002

Pizza Production Engineer

A pizzeria employee tasked with the saucing, cheesing, and topping of pizzas; One who tops a pizza.

The Pizza Production Engineers were responsible for assembling and cooking your pizza.

by BlackDeathJackal September 9, 2010

wrecklamation project

Its all in the spelling. When a team takes a flyer out on a player so washed up it can't help but end in disaster.

Glenn: I can't believe the Yankees signed Mark Prior this year. He hasn't played in the majors in like 5 years.

Jeff: Yeah, he's the textbook definition of a wrecklamation project.

by yes2research March 15, 2011

projectile vomit

When one vomits with such force that it sprays for several feet from the mouth. Must be performed with the head facing forward for best results.

Man, I was so drunk last night, I projectile vomited from my couch clear across the room and hit the wall!

by DarkRob2000 July 22, 2008

post-production depression

the feeling of loss, despair, emptiness, and boredom experienced by most theatre kids after the show, musical, or play they've been working on for months ends. Caused by no longer seeing their friends every day and having nothing to do without rehearsals.

I have really bad post-production depression since we finished with West Side, I need another show

by feline0favenueB February 3, 2010

engineering project

something that takes an unusually significant amount of time and/or effort to complete.

-commonly referring to a common household item that requires some sort of installation or assembly, but is unnecessarily complicated and/or contains instructions that are not easily understood by a person with average intelligence or insight.

"these windshield wipers are a pain in the ass to install! why do they make the things that should be the simplest of tasks a f@#$%ing engineering project??!?!"

what the hell ever happened to "insert tab A into slot B" ??

by polo December 10, 2005

project bunny

the white man term for a hood rat, used in the show the wayans bro.

Get away from me you Project Bunny

by kizzarlos tizzores February 17, 2007