lazy programmer

A person who sits at a computer all day, copying and pasting things from the Internet. He works a remote job with a 400k salary but he eats ramen and lives in a crappy apartment with 4 other dudes.

He just sits on his laptop all day, he must a lazy programmer

by programmernerd May 22, 2022

artisan programmer

A programmer who writes code entirely by hand with no assistance from AI, or other automated means.

I like to think of myself as an artisan programmer. ChatGPT just isn't for me.

by StratusFearMe21 March 7, 2023

Real Programmer

A technically savvy trans woman.

"You're not a real programmer if you're not trans woman."

"Real programmers wear programming socks."

"She wears the socks of a real programmer."

by Lil'ith Rose January 2, 2024

GPT programmer

A person who claims they are a programmer, but is just somebody who copies things from ChatGPT and wants to feel like they actually did something

James: Look! I made this program!

Ms. Anon: Splendid! How did you make it?
James: Well, first I asked ChatGP-
Ms. Anon: We do not tolerate GPT programmers in this class!

by uwu x3 nuzzles on you January 3, 2025

Neurological Linguistic Programmers: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 2: Yes
Person 6: Neurological Linguistic Programmers: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

Programmress

A female programmer or a woman that programs

Pink lady apple and Granny Smith apple are both being programmresses.

by ladyfzesimp March 20, 2022

Programmed against men

It not programming.

Hym "They aren't programmed against men... They're bigots. I can guarantee to you the second I said 'Fat cock genocide' 150,000,000 buttholes clenched at the same time and every women in the country started to reconsider their whole life. They're bigots. Blatant bigotry."

by Hym Iam April 12, 2024