prolapstination

The act of forcing ones rectum into a prolapsed state in order to delay study or work.

'How much work did you get done tonight Stu?'
'Not enough man, I just did prolapstination all night.'
'Sounds repulsive Stu. Repulsive.'

by Lectins Toad September 4, 2014

procake

Noun: The opposite of a nubcake

You need a pretty procake computer to run that!

by jkfasjkl February 22, 2009

procrapstinate

To avoid pooping until later. Often done when playing video games, in a public place, or on a first date.

Randolph: How was your date with Cindy?

Thomas: Not good. I had to procrapstinate all day at the park. I told her I was sweating because I was hot.

by Gnarwall April 19, 2011

pronapstination

When a person is very tired but is so tired they cannot even take a nap, so they procrastinate sleeping by doing other nap-like activities (surfing, watching tv) until they succumb to the inevitable - napping.

"Before I go to sleep I'm going to engage in some pronapstination - playing spider solitaire and watching youtube videos until I can't open my eyes any longer."

by pronapstinator January 9, 2008

Procat

A Procat is a higher troll being

Phill:Look at that awesome troll trolling again
Bill: That's no troll, he's a Procat

by Procat007 June 6, 2012

Procopio

The Best.

Dude #1: Wow, he is amazing.
Dude#2: Yeah, he is Procopio.

by Am i right? January 12, 2021

Procrapstination

When you really need to take a dump, but you just don't want to because of a specific reason or reasons. i.e. Favorite show is on or finishing homework.

Person 1: Man, i really gotta take a shit badly...

Person 2: So go.

Person 1: No way dude, my show's on.

Person 2: Procrapstination again? Fine, go explode from shit.

by DeliciousTurds September 30, 2010