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junk-prints

The stretched bulge left in a pair of underwear after a real man actually wears the underwear.
*finds pair of old abandoned underwear*
Who's junk-prints are these?!

*walks into friend's room and opens drawer*
Dude I got your underwear! Hehe let's compare junk-print size.
by lilwangsta July 9, 2011
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sex prints

Any evidence remaining after a sexual encounter.
"After having sex last night, I threw out the condom, the wrapper, and washed the sheets to get rid of any sex prints.
by GaryMort October 20, 2013
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Spore Print

When you lay in bed without any underwear on after not wiping your ass for a while.
Hey bro check my fresh spore print out!
by Scarparzone November 2, 2022
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Law of Printers

Also known as the Printer Curse. Law states that the closer it is to the day that an essay, project, or report is due, the more likely your home printer will malfunction, refuse to print, or break down in the middle of printing.

The bane of high-school and college students' lives.
Teacher: Why is this report 4 days overdue?

Student: Sorry ma'am, it's the stupid Law of Printers.
by deathgleaner July 29, 2010
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license to print money

A sure-fire method guaranteed to make copious, innumerable amounts of revenue, usually through a product being sold or an event being offered.
The Nintendo DS and Nintendo 3DS sell so well, Nintendo treats it like a license to print money.
by Ixra February 14, 2013
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printernet

The combination of the print and online world
With the advent of printernet you can read today's edition of your local newspaper in print form or online.
by Chicago Buckeye March 20, 2006
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Cheetah Print

Cheetah Print is a design on a material often clothes that resembles the fur of a Cheetah. Cheetah print clothing is most often worn by ladies who often provide certain services to a man for pay. When it come to hookers the ones in Cheetah print often are the lower end whores, like if your looking for a five dollar blow-job.
Daniel: "Hey Jim I'm really horny" Jim: "Here's five dollars"
Daniel: "Thanks, i think i saw a whore in Cheetah print back there a ways."
by Stanky Dragon December 31, 2011
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