barefoot and pregnant

When a man finds a woman to marry and make into a housewife to start a family with, keeping her pregnant and at home so taking care of child becomes her job while the man goes out to provide for his family

A dress wearing pregnant housewife hands each man a beer, smiles and goes back to the kitchen to cook dinner.

Mike: "Man I need a woman like that. Howd you manage to get so lucky."

Jim: "Trick is to just keep her knocked up. Keeps her at home taking care of me and the kids and running the household. She loves being a stay at home mom."

Mike: "Yeah but dont you want her to go out and work?"

Jim: "I like having her at home with the kids. Besides shes only gotten more beautiful since I've kept her barefoot and pregnant."

Mike: "I think I'm gonna have to find a woman to make barefoot and pregnant too."

by breeder jim April 18, 2015

pregnorexic

A contraction of the words pregnant and anorexic referring to:

1 A woman that, despite being several months into pregnancy has not gained any wieght.

2 A condition usually experienced by slim women who refuse to eat in order to hide being pregnant for as long as possible.

Girl 1 : "Jen is 7 months pregnant and she doesn't even show yet!"
Giel 2 : "No kidding, she's pregnorexic. I mean, she acutally lost 10 pounds!"

by Nullpersona January 13, 2008

pregnant joint

A poorly rolled marijuana cigarette with a prominent bulge in the center.

That dude only knows how to roll pregnant joints.

by Eric Peterson July 21, 2005

pregnaphobic

when you are a male and strongly dislike women/girls that are pregnant or have children

guy 1-"bro, that girl is so fine and she wants to talk to you"

guy-2" she has lil girl and you no Im pregnaphobic and not tryna mess wit a someone's baby mamma"

by pregnaphob February 19, 2009

pregnancy trap

When a girl secretly gets herself pregnant using your sperm or pokes a hole in the condom

I got pregnancy trapped so now she's having my baby and my life is ruined

by Xavier8pack March 10, 2017

her face aint pregnant

is a phrase when you want to fight a pregnant girl. it basically means you can still fight with her just not hit her stomach.

Lashunda: Donta said Nesha called me a bitch!
Mesha: but you aint gon do shit cause she pregnant.
Lashunda: Fuck that, HER FACE AINT PREGNANT!
(Punch)

by Nigga info June 10, 2011

Teen Pregnancy

when teenagers get pregnant, duh

"there would be no hit television show The Secret Life of the American Teenager if that girl just got an abortion."

- Teen pregnancy

by natalie:) October 20, 2008