present company excluded

What you say when ever you inadvertently insult someone within earshot.

Urbandictionary readers are wankers. Present company excluded of course.

by arkanciscan October 6, 2011

wrapping presents

A phrase used by a person who is masturbating to a magazine when someone knocks on the door. Popularized by Master Shake in an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

*knock*

"Don't come in, I'm wrapping presents!"

by sanfud n sun April 30, 2006

Russian Doll present

When you receive a gift that's been wrapped multiple times, causing you to rip away layer after layer of paper and wondering when it will finally stop while the person who gave it to you looks on with a sadistic grin. Funny the first couple of layers, but can get quite tiring soon.

Guy: Merry Christmas. *gives a huge box*
Girl: Omg, I can't wait to open it!! *starts to unwrap present*
Guy: *smiles*
(half an hour later)
Girl: I can't believe you gave me a Russian Doll present. I already unwrapped 32 layers and I'm still not close to my present!! I'm tired. *throws box at Guy's head and leaves*
Guy: But I got you a ring!!

by BlueOrchid January 6, 2007

Shithole President

When your president refers to black or dark skinned nations as shitholes, but wants immigrants from white nations. Another name for a racist president.

Donald Trump's comments about Shithole Nations is why he is classified as a Shithole President.

by Nutzen YerMouf January 12, 2018

Presenting

Showing your crotch or dick bulge in an obvious or semi obvious manner

Omg that guy is certainly presenting,
His 8 inches is presenting itself.

by Bvdguy November 2, 2017

Presentation

the singular moment when you are most susceptible to a heart attack.

teacher: "we are having a presentation tomorrow"
student: "dies of a heart attack"

by TrueDefinitionsNOLIE May 19, 2021

working for the president

Working for cash. Bills are referred to as presidents due to the picture of former presidents on the front of the bills. Specifically refers to jobs in which the employee receives cash for his/her work instead of or along with a paycheck. (Waiters, musicians etc.)

Alex: Yo, what are you up to tonight?
Tim: Man, I gotta work at the restaurant.
Alex: Oh, for real? You get good tips?
Tim: Oh for sure. That's why I got this job. Gotta love working for the president.
Alex: You know that's right.

by Timmy Sanders January 11, 2008