Bum Paddle

Some sort of flat paddle used to hit people with, usually in the bum, thus the name bum paddle.
Also used to paddle boasts in some circumstances.

Man: We hit the bum paddle courts today- tomorrow I'll expect we'll try squash...

by Lafawnda 1013832 April 15, 2008

paddlefoot

An old drunk man who sits on the edge of a river and drinks himself into a stupor while kicking his feet in the water like a little kid.

Serena's uncle was such a paddlefoot. You never found him without a bottle in his hand, and he was always within 3 millimetres of some river or other.

by J L M R March 21, 2008

up shit creek without a paddle

struggling hopelessly, but bravely, in a very unfortunate situation

We are up shit creek without a paddle here!

by SpongeRobert November 4, 2018

Paddlepalooza

a conoe trip on a river that is bad ass

We went on a paddlepalooza along the st. croix river with the IT and Support departments

by Some Guy not from Plymouth May 13, 2008

Paddle Pass

Passing people on the street or high way in your car with your torso out the window moving your arms in a motion of paddling like you were in canoe, looks like your pushing your car ahead of the guy your passing

Driver: Hey man, paddle pass this old man
Passenger: Yeaah it'll be funny seeing this old guy question what im doing! *paddle passes*

by igotstylee.* September 25, 2009

Paddler

Verb: Someone who engages and follows mainstream trends in music and fashion. Also known as a hypebeast. Word derives from kayaks and/or boats that go down streams i.e mainSTREAM trends and music.

Person 1:Are you going to (Music Artist) 's concert.
Person 2: No they're going to be too many paddlers there that don't

by A.Daniels April 13, 2017

Paddlers tan

A suntan pattern on the hands unique to those who paddle kayaks and surfskis. The back of the hand is very tanned by the sun up to the knuckle and then from the knuckles to the tips of the fingers much lighter because those parts of the fingers wrap under the paddle and are not exposed to the same amount of direct sunlight.

That guy who surfskis alot has a noticeable paddlers tan.

by Paddleguy June 29, 2020