porsche

Proof
Only
Spoiled
Rich
Children
Have
Everything

Shame that they don't know how to harness the awesome power of the legendary flat 6...

911, Boxster S, Porsche Carrera

by zomgwtflolbbq October 21, 2007

Porsche wanker

Someone whose life revolves around their Porsche. They go out wearing a Porsche hat, has a Porsche key chain to wear around their neck and basically eats breathes and sleeps Porsche. Does not have a girlfriend but refers to the Porsche as The wife. Tells friends that the Porsche is The Starship Enterprise

Hey, I'm off out for a blast with the wife in The Enterprise. Yes I'm a Porsche Wanker. Beep beep. Wroooom....

by Anonanon555 July 28, 2016

Porsche Monkey

Its when the top of your roof hurts because you drank the revive and you got the revive by throwing lids at autistic Mr Clean

Mr autistic clean fuck me with that lid to fuck the top of my roof to on the molecular scale so I can eat that Porsche Monkey

by thepicklecat September 28, 2018

ferdinand porsche

The creater of the porsche

Ferdinand porsche sure loves his porsche

by My peep February 16, 2017

poor man's Porsche

a Volkswagen Karmann Ghia

has a sporty body style that looks like a Porsche except a Karmann Ghia costs a lot less and has a 38hp engine

I bought a Karmann Ghia the other dad. I showed it of to my friends and his dad called it a poor man's Porsche

by KarmannGhiaFTW March 17, 2009

pitscheet

This is a fart while you're sleeping

Hey, you made a lot of pitscheets tonight !

by Piiiiino August 28, 2007

porsche

a girl with a stripper name, yet she is not a stripper. Usually dates guys that don't deserve her. A girl with a hot name to match her hot body. A cute and expensive girl, that everone wants but nobody can get, just like the car!

Bob: Dude, she is such a Porsche
Ted: yea man i would tottlay bang her

by WellShitFucker October 11, 2008