Potato

A girl who knows she's super cute but refuses to admit it so she hides behind calling herself a potato even though she is gorgeous.

I'm not cute I'm a potato.

by Iwinalix:) March 24, 2019

Potato

An outdated or poorly geared gaming computer.

"Integrated GPU? What a potato!"

by SnarkyGarthok December 3, 2018

Potato

The most majestic thing ever known to man

Potato

by PotatoTaterbear November 26, 2017

Potato

The best people in the world

my friend is a potato

by datgirl22 February 7, 2019

Potato

A term used in gaming to define a fuck-up

DUDE that guy i so potato,he misses every single shot!

by SoleNigger29 November 5, 2016

Potato

A person (typically a single girl) who is trying to be relatable by saying they are "awkward" and/or "undesirable" by others attractively. This is almost always used as humor, after an awkward moment or joke, someone would call themselves a potato.

"I so look like a potato, I'm gonna be single for life."

by Hewwo Darknesh Mah Owd Fwiend March 13, 2018

Potato

An unremarkable, dumpy looking girl or guy. Usually short and round. Typically you will have a friend who is inexplicably attracted to a potato and spend an inordinate amount of time chasing the potato.Usually giving the excuse that she/ he has a great personality or attributes no one else can see

Dude why are you obsessing over this girl, she’s just a potato. No she has an incredible personality.

by Upenn 13 May 21, 2019