This is when your mouth carries on talking and your brain stops hi kings and shot just keeps falling out , porridge orrisge
by K30xty September 05, 2017
by Chi-Town Kid February 25, 2018
Gerry Porridge had shit his pants again.
by Flip case hoesje November 24, 2021
Bill dripped love porridge on Monica's dress, leaving a stain of global proportions.
Hot love {porridge }
Hot love {porridge }
by NWA10000 March 13, 2014
The vile smegma found deep within the bowels of your remnant maternal birthing tether. Resembles porridge.
by Pink Enstink June 14, 2021
The act of giving oral sex to a woman after a long session of vaginal intercourse, so that you get a mouthful of delicious oaty goodness.
"Man, you've got something on your collar there."
"Oh, sorry, I must have spilled some of my morning porridge"
"Oh dude, Nice
*high five*
"Oh, sorry, I must have spilled some of my morning porridge"
"Oh dude, Nice
*high five*
by EmotionalSpork December 08, 2017
A euphemism for masturbation
C: What were you up to last night when I texted you?
J: Well, I was randy, so I was whipping the porridge.
J: Well, I was randy, so I was whipping the porridge.
by The Admiral is what I call my November 29, 2015