by Dredheadally November 4, 2017

The vile smegma found deep within the bowels of your remnant maternal birthing tether. Resembles porridge.
by Pink Enstink June 13, 2021

The act of giving oral sex to a woman after a long session of vaginal intercourse, so that you get a mouthful of delicious oaty goodness.
"Man, you've got something on your collar there."
"Oh, sorry, I must have spilled some of my morning porridge"
"Oh dude, Nice
*high five*
"Oh, sorry, I must have spilled some of my morning porridge"
"Oh dude, Nice
*high five*
by EmotionalSpork December 7, 2017

"Man, we made porridge oats last night!"
"Man, i rained fruit syrup all over our porridge oats last night!"
"Man, i rained fruit syrup all over our porridge oats last night!"
by Tumblebumbl August 28, 2018

A euphemism for masturbation
C: What were you up to last night when I texted you?
J: Well, I was randy, so I was whipping the porridge.
J: Well, I was randy, so I was whipping the porridge.
by The Admiral is what I call my March 3, 2016

by Funkyfairy27 April 18, 2017

This is when your mouth carries on talking and your brain stops hi kings and shot just keeps falling out , porridge orrisge
by K30xty September 12, 2017
