the porkchops

balls a.k.a. testicles

she touched me in the porkchops

by EZ2NV February 14, 2009

porkchop

a very offensive navajo slur, akin to the n-word for navajo people.

transliterated from the german Schweinekotelett.

Omg that porkchop!

by nanananabanana April 15, 2025

Porkchop

To screw something up or to be an idiot.

Kieran put money on the Cavs to win? What a porkchop!

by Mygodgary February 24, 2022

Porkchop

A yarn hat wearing individual armed with a laser pointer and the Airport noise abatement hotline on speed dial. Loves to blind pilots flying over and complain about the noise from the airport that has been there for 75 years.

If Porkchop doesn't want planes to fly over his house, then he shouldn't have bought a house right next to an airport.

Porkchop needs to stop shining lasers at planes.

by flyer fool September 1, 2023

alabama porkchop

Something in a fancy restaurant someone by the name of say, Latasha Marie would order. Also commonly cooked by an incest person and with a side of purple crusty toenails.

Hi my name is Latasha Marie and I would absolutely love some... alabama porkchop

by ☆★Midas★☆ May 1, 2022

Prince Porkchop

A cool nickname for a portly,rotund fellow. A generic name for any random fat fucker.

Check out Prince Porkchop over there choking down that Tripple Whopper like someone's gonna steal it.

by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011

Porkchop

A nickname primarily used in south-east England referring to males called Callum.

Mate 1: Oh look it’s Callum!

Mate 2: No Mate 1 Didn’t you hear his nickname is Porkchop.

by Jeebel May 23, 2019