poot

A person who's uptight, no fun. A party pooper. A stuffed-shirt, a fuddy-duddy. Synonymous with "old fart".

"Don't be such a poot!"

by Walt January 30, 2004

poot

a small fart, kinda gassy type...

that poot smells

by steve-o December 5, 2003

Poot

An exclamation, usually said when things do not go the speaker's way.
Variation: pooty

"Well poot! I really wanted to go there today, but it's closed..."

by Tatari June 10, 2003

Poot

Swear word used by Agnus Nitt of the Discworld books.

oh poot i have no idea what to do.

by Semajal June 11, 2003

poot

Weed that has already been used in a vaporizer such as a volcano

We hit the vape then emptied out the poot into Le Poot Cup.

by ducksleeping January 26, 2009

poot

the person formerly known as the rook/kardiac kid/the phantom.

my name is poot.-as said by poot

by isaac December 14, 2004

poot

A person who looks like a potato/thumb/toe

you are a poot.

by CF/JTF June 2, 2016