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pootananny

They were making a hootananny about her pootananny
by Sara October 31, 2004
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pootato

when you test drive a car, preferably an expensive one, but you drive away, stop off after awhile, take a shit in the glove box. and then return it and run off.
dude, last weekend i pootatoed one car at almost every car dealer!!
by FerociousRyan March 27, 2011
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Pootaholics

1. People who can't get enough of Dj Pootie !

2. Dj Pootie groupies.

3. Me ! I'm a Pootaholic.
Guy: Damn man, the club is full of Pootaholics tonight !

Girl: Hell yeah ! Why'd you think i agreed to coming out here with you tonight?

Guy: To hang with me ?

Girl: Hell no foo' I came out here with you so you could get me into the club, to see Dj Pootie !

Guy: Damn you Dj Pootie ! -walks away in shame-
by Pootaholic202 August 27, 2009
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pooter hole

noun....the asshole. as in the "poop hole". Best used to describe a man's asshole in a cute and playfull way for a prudish wife/partner.
"Oh sweetie....can you buy double ply next time 'cause this dollar tree stuff hurts my pooter hole"
by Elf Rapist January 1, 2012
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pootemplate

1) Verb. to sit on the toilet because you just might have to take a dump. " 2) Verb. To go off into deep thought after the actual purpose of the bathroom visit is complete.
"I was waiting for the wife to get dressed for the movie, so I had 20 minutes to sit and pootemplate."

"My dang legs fell asleep again because I was pootemplating for what had to be 30 minutes!"
by poothinker January 26, 2015
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pootergeist

That time when you go to the toilet, you don't need to wipe, when you turn round, there's nothing there...

You have been visited by the pootergeist.
Mate, I'm scared, I've just had a pootergeist.
by Pooghost March 21, 2017
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Pootential

A word describing the likelihood that a specific location has a desirable place to poop in or around.
"There's a nice little woodland over there; lots of pootential."

"I always try to pick a spot on the beach with the best pootential."
by SuSpencer March 22, 2017
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