poopdick

extremely stupid, not worthy of speaking.

Wow, listen to Jon talk he is such a poopdick!

by rumproast September 26, 2004

poopsicle

a popsicle made of poop

hey cassidy grab spenser a poopsicle from mom's refrige.

by jimmy gonzales January 31, 2008

poopsicle

A frozen Popsicle entirely made out of poop.

"Are you eating a fudgesicle
"No man, it's a poopsicle."

by Reanna & Ashley DUUUUDEEE March 27, 2010

Ketchup Poopsicle

When, during the act of anal sex but prior to getting your nut, one applies a liberal amount of ketchup to the penis and/or anus of the recipient. The 'Ketchup Poopsicle' is then finished off with a blow job that completely cleans off the penis and causes ejaculation.

Casual Observer A: "I say, that girl in the white gloves has an enormous ass."

Casual Observer B: "I bet you a dollar that I can sell her a Ketchup Poopsicle."


Casual Observer A: "I say, how was your liason with the girl in the white gloves?"

Smug Casual Observer B: "Good sir, you owe me a dollar. She ate my Ketchup Poopsicle."

by Your Ice Cream Man October 4, 2008

poopsicle

poop on a stick. can be found as a dessert in afghanistan.

today i had a poopsicle for dessert

by izzy August 20, 2003

poopdick

a poopdick is what a guy gets after assfucking without a rubber( shit and asshair stuffed in the end of his cock)

"dude, i got a total poopdick last night"
"i boned this passed out v-card in the ass ,and got a poopdick"
"ur mom gave me a poopdick"

by santa kloz March 10, 2008

poopsicle

a redneck bicycle with the seat missing and only the post protruding so as to cornhole you as you ride it.

Bubba done hurt his ass riding his poopsicle.

by Bubba (ouch!) April 24, 2003