by cacaface May 13, 2005
Get the poonani mug.A word to express one’s disappointment in a martini drink or refusal of a bar to mix one. Often utilized by drunken single moms wanting to experiment with a Martini. Especially popular in the City of Calgary, Canada.
“Pootini” is developing into a very popular assertion amongst single parents that just want to go out, get drunk and get their pants off.
“Pootini” is developing into a very popular assertion amongst single parents that just want to go out, get drunk and get their pants off.
Barman: "No lady, we don't do that flavour martini mix here!"
MILF: "Oh pootini!"
MILF 1: Be careful of mixing that tequila with the Martini...the god forsaken-panty removing tequila!
MILF 2: "Oo Well I don't often say no to anything that ends in 'tini' unless it tastes like a Pootini!
MILF: "Oh pootini!"
MILF 1: Be careful of mixing that tequila with the Martini...the god forsaken-panty removing tequila!
MILF 2: "Oo Well I don't often say no to anything that ends in 'tini' unless it tastes like a Pootini!
by Mac the Knife May 10, 2012
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Poonini
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• poonitis
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• poonanie
When you defecate into the toilet and stand to inspect your masterpiece and nothing is there, at most you may find a skid mark. This is due to your turd falling directly into the toilet hole never to be seen again.
Taylor: Dude I've been taking a shit for the past 10 minutes and when I stood up to look at how big it was nothing was there. It was so weird.
Chase: No bro it just poodinied on you, shit happens too me all the time.
Chase: No bro it just poodinied on you, shit happens too me all the time.
by Uncle R Chase July 23, 2016
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1.someone who cleans but smells like poo
2. a very Untalented Maid.
3. a mexican house wife.
1.someone who cleans but smells like poo
2. a very Untalented Maid.
3. a mexican house wife.
1.Damn yo, your Poonani is Rank!
2. you need to fire that poonani
3. La ramera que usted huele como taquila podrido!!11oneone
2. you need to fire that poonani
3. La ramera que usted huele como taquila podrido!!11oneone
by Corpral Seldstmord August 18, 2008
Get the Poonani mug.A name for female genitals. Comes from 'nani' meaning vagina and 'poo' meaning to tear the vagina and anus into a single hole, which frequently happens during child birth.
by Lady LaFonda July 4, 2008
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