Porching

Porch-ing; pohrch-uhing

-noun, verb

The act of trespassing onto someone else's property, making yourself comfortable on their porch, patio or deck and chilling for as long as the situation allows--preferably with an alcoholic beverage in hand, whilst devising a master plan for your next target, and capturing the moment in time.

Variations of porching include, but are not limited to:

Engaging in a daring or sexual act on a porch, patio or deck, or any outdoor structure that belongs to an utter and complete stranger.

Andy: What's the crack for tonight Kenny, wanna go Planking?
Kenny: We're going porching bruvva, that shit's way baller than planking

by Kenny 'Austin' Powers August 1, 2011

Oyster Poaching

To sop up one's own gift of a pearl necklace. Shake and repeat.

Moz was so jazzed up in the hot tub, he decided to start Oyster Poaching himself.

by Pumpkinhead Jay January 6, 2007

Poaching

Online gaming term for attacking players of a much lower character or skill level than you in Player vs Player combat. Usually to increase ranking with an assured victory.

If you want to increase your pvp ranking just start poaching some n00bs.

by JohnPatrickMCP May 27, 2008

Pouching

The act of sticking ones penis into a kangroos pouch for sexual pleasure.

The "Junior Electrical Engineer" Was on a walkabout when noticed a kangaroo and decided it was time to do a little pouching.

by Moistbungholeplugger October 6, 2020

poaching

when some complete nublet on an FPS like cod4 waits to see red dots on the map then runs there like a madman to wipe out the two or more people fighting because they have decreased each others health easy shit kill for nubs!!!

"oh look red dots run!!!"
"haha poached em both i pwn!!"
no you fucking dont!!poaching is for nubs

by gurner December 15, 2008

poaching

When a highschool student goes after a person who is in junior high or below. Also known as robbing the cradle.

Mauro: "I was totally poaching my cousin's hot girlfriend"
AJ: "Dude, she in 8th grade and your 17..."
Mauro: "But shes hot"
AJ: "Get a life, at least wait till the graduate..."
Ms. Silva "Both of you guys need to get a life"

by DeadlySnyper May 24, 2009

Photo poaching

The act of casually walking past in the background of a photo taken by an unsuspecting stranger and pulling a hideous face right at the moment they take the photo. Especially great if the camera is disposable.

person 1: Dude!! check that japanese couple taking a photo on the bridge.
person 2: its photo poaching time!!

by photopoacher August 6, 2009