Podista

One who has become proficient in brewing the perfect coffee from a commercial coffee pod such as Nespresso or K-fee capsule system.

A Barista is trained to make a brew the perfect coffee. A Podista has learnt to brew the perfect coffee from a capsule system. "That is the perfect coffee, I made it from a coffee pod, I am a Podista."

by Pucko_V1 September 7, 2013

Polish Ham Press

The act of spreading ones' butt cheeks and sitting on the face of your partner.

"Bro I just had the most wicked Polish ham press last night from Allie and I about passed out it was so good."

by Fat Goose November 7, 2015

Polish Depth Charge

While someone is wearing a free diving mask, the act of gently inserting the snorkel in to your asshole and shitting down the tube.

I had my mask on and was putting on my swimfins when suddenly the skipper gave me a polish depth charge. I nearly choked to death.

by Tipdock January 24, 2017

Polish Oven Mitt

When you bake a kielbasa at 350° F for 15 minutes, then broil on high for 5 additional minutes. Proceed to pick up the kielbasa with designated “Polska” embroidered oven mitt and tenderly insert into lover’s dupa while whispering “gołabki”

“Honey, it’s cold out tonight. I could really use a Polish oven mitt”

by NaughtyKielbasa69 December 26, 2019

penis polisher

Someone who cleans off the cum on a dick

Elijah is a penis polisher

by eandh2016 October 25, 2012

Ukrainian Polish

The action of an Eastern European Woman using spit to polish ones knob.

“The maid finishes her house hold duties, by cleaning the dirtiest knob in the house with her Ukrainian Polish.”

by Shithead1251 February 13, 2021

Dutch floor polish

Semen, in particular when found inside booths at peep show premises and sex shops.

I wouldn't go into that booth mate- there's Dutch floor polish all over the place.

by tropical September 14, 2010