Missed Plopportunity

When you have to shit so bad but you can't because you are in an inappropriate shitting venue so you hold it with all your might. Finally when you get home you either can't shit or you have a shittack because you held it so long. not a good poo. this is a missed plopportunity.

Uh dude, my stomach is killing me...I really had to shit before but alas, it was a missed plopportunity

by plmgr July 27, 2010

plapper

An extremely loud fart that occurs when your ass cheeks flap in the gust. Mainly occuring while seated on a chair.

Yo man, I just plappered big time

by the plapper101 August 15, 2008

Super Plumpkin

A Super Plumpkin is a variation on the regular Plumpkin, albeit, while the man is receiving a blow job and pooping, he is also eating a sandwich.

Sheila made me a sandwich, then offered to blow me while i took a poop, altogether, it was the best Super Plumpkin ever concocted

by isaac_rath_124 November 2, 2009

Ploppy Seconds

It's when you poop right after someone in the same bathroom where they just pooped.

"Oh man I got to take a poop"
"I just went, you may want to wait"
"No worries, I'll just get ploppy seconds"

by The Great Jackal March 1, 2009

plumped

Fucked by a fat chick; frumped by a fatty or plumper. Being made into a plumper pumper against one's better judgment or even involuntarily. Getting fat bitched.

It was hog night and we went to each find a big fat fatty. We all said "hog hard or hog home" and told each other "happy hogging". John had second thoughts, but got drunk and ended up with a buffet slayer. He claimed that he had been fat bitched only because he got so drunk but we knew that he had not been plumped involuntarily. We knew that he enjoyed it and we told him that he was a hogger and a hippo farmer and a chunk fucker who enjoyed his tubby little war pig.

by PMax October 8, 2008

plumpjack

A handjob from an obese woman, often occurring in a pancake house.

Select a lubricant or lotion from the menu, find your room, and await some delightfully flabby mitts. Time for some plumpjack!

by krry March 20, 2016

Plumpftable

A plump or larger person who gives zero fucks about their weight.

Harley was plumpftable with her own weight.

by Biosbob January 24, 2017