Platonic Boob Licking

The act of licking another person's boob in a way that is non-sexual, often done in a "truth or dare" scenario.

E.g. I dare you to engage in platonic boob licking with her

by notasloth1234 March 28, 2013

platonic side hoe

someone who isn't part of your squad but you still chill

Yeah, I don't really hang with them much, they're more like a platonic side hoe.

by coffee n' tea September 26, 2015

platonic anal

When regular sex is out of the question with your work wife, classmate, or friend. A "platonic anal" hint or suggestion never hurts... well it doesn't hurt the person giving the anal.

MARCO: "Hey Erin, I wouldn't want to ruin our work relationship with classic vaginal sex or an unwanted pregnancy. Howabout we go all Christian Republican in this bitch and do a little platonic anal." ERIN: "Makes sense. Let's do this! Although I must warn you, I had Chipotle for lunch."

by Terio Marin May 22, 2016

platforming strawmen

Pretty much how the internet started to work once it was accepted that you can kick out people that don't agree with you from your online community. As a result of a culture of 'de-platforming' and censorship, what actually started to happen was that people started to platform "strawman" - intentionally misrepresented proposition that is set up because it is easier to defeat rather than engaging with an opponent's real argument - instead.

"Internet today is just a bunch of platforming strawmen"

by cyberphunkisms May 7, 2022

platonic

1) An emotionally and socially, but not sexually, involved relationship.

2) Nowadays, often a term for a friendship between a man and a woman which doesn't include a sexual element.

3) A friendship that lasts for as long as it takes for some twats to establish rumours about how the man wants to have off with the woman.

Platonic relationships often don't work because people become hellbent on ending them, on the assumption that they don't work, or because they are just jealous.

by fwe22 May 25, 2006

Platon

The greatest person alive, he has more bitches than u have chromosomes.

Hoe: Yo, Platon is so fucking cool.

by hoesnapper February 18, 2019

Platomic

1. When one member of a platonic relationship wishes to move the relationship forward and their feelings are not reciprocated.

2. When a platonic relationship goes sour and the members of said relationship let their feelings build up inside until they burst out in a fit of name-calling and banter.

"I thought we were just friends but he just wanted to get laid; this relationship just went platomic."

"I swear we're in the friend-zone. If something doesn't happen between us soon were going to go platomic."

by T.S.S. April 13, 2009