When perhaps, after which a male may have been engaging in physical behaviour performing a task, such as moving some heavy boxes, lifting heavy furniture, or other similar tasks, on behalf of the request of a female friend, of which no romantic links are intended, when during or after finishing the task/s, becomes aroused, has no control over the organ, has to stand and continue talking to the friend with the erection clearly seen, and then commented on by the female. Its when asked, if he is aware of the quite obvious display of arousal by the female, and then answered, that the offending organ was not intended for, or induced by,nor poses threats of any kind toward her, that it is then deemed a Platonic Boner. The female, at this point, as a courtesy, is obliged to give a few moments for the genitals to deflate to normal dimensions, and to accept that it was in fact, platonic. Any changes to his intentions from that point onwards, returns the state of the hard-on back to one of being normal, that is, of the intent to be inserted, rubbed, or stimulated by any other means to the eventual point of orgasm. Platonic Boners, once achieved, may be, and now commonly, conciously sustained for periods of time, as a form of practice for Tantric sex sessions, and socially accepted as practice for such, so long as the intent is clearly defined and can be proven to be as practice for these sessions when asked, and if the groin area, clearly shows attempts at disguise
A super hero may be rescuing a woman from a burning building, places her safely back on solid ground, the woman noticing a large bulge in his pants, indicating an erection, and when just about to say something to the rescuer, he announces that there is nothing to fear, it's just a Platonic Boner. The woman then goes home and tells everyone that she has seen supermans willy, without fear of being labeled a whore
by Jamie_ledge October 01, 2006
Musz is such a platonic creeper! He walks around Molly so weirdly, but he's gay, so he doesn't want anything from it.
by Prince Couture December 03, 2008
Getting a nut off with someone you consider strictly a homie. You would also allow a friend to get a nut off with this same homie.
Yeah bro I'm about to get this platonic nut off at friendsgiving!!!
Hey homie, you tryna get a platonic nut off?!
Hey homie, you tryna get a platonic nut off?!
by yvngtruth January 19, 2018
The activity in which people free from sensual desire, especially in a relationship between two persons of the opposite sex go out and get a smoothie together. This activity is in no way, shape, or form considered, "cheating" if one of the persons has a significant other.
Hockey Player: "Hey you want to go get a smoothie?"
Dancer Girl: "Yeah, but won't my boyfriend get mad that we're spending time together?"
Hockey Player: "No, we're just going to get a Platonic Smoothie, it's not like it's a date or anything!"
Dancer Girl: "Awesome! Let's Go!"
Dancer Girl: "Yeah, but won't my boyfriend get mad that we're spending time together?"
Hockey Player: "No, we're just going to get a Platonic Smoothie, it's not like it's a date or anything!"
Dancer Girl: "Awesome! Let's Go!"
by WickedBrat May 29, 2013
by Expresso.Depresso August 10, 2019
Being platonically ghosted is just the same as being ghosted, but by a friend rather than a partner.
by megabruhmoments November 15, 2020
A word for how you love a friend who you have feelings for. Typically used by people with commitment issues who want to tell someone they love them.
by MysticalELC March 17, 2022