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Pitchers Mound

When having sex from behind. Pull out and nut in your hand then wined up like a pitcher and throw it in her face. Immediately following yell "Strike!!! Your Out!"
I was with your mom last night and I finished with a pitchers mound.
by Booya(You know it!) December 29, 2010
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helmet pincher

one who masturbates at least 10 times a week.
we asked craig to go to the City tonight, but he said he'd rather stay home and be a helmet pincher.
by rich April 26, 2004
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readme patcher

Someone who finds and fixes the smallest, useless detail in a pubic github repository and later claims they are a contributor of said project.
Sherry: We should totally hire Kraig he is a contributor to erlang!
Bob: Yeah, he added a period to the end of the readme....
Sherry: OMGEE he is seriously amazing! Can you believe he wrote erlang? Do you think he graduated from waterloo?
Bob: he doesn't write erlang he is a readme patcher...
by dongleforker June 21, 2016
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Pitched a tent

Having a boner.
by BigMacRavioli August 10, 2017
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Toe Pincher

A term frequently used in the American funeral industry for a coffin - a six sided burial receptacle.

The word refers to the wedge-like shape of the coffin, which widens from the head to the shoulders and then narrows from the shoulders to the feet - the foot end often being much more narrow than the head end, as if pinching the toes of the person laying inside it.

The term is now sometimes used in everyday American slang, especially during the Halloween season.
Jake: Are we building a haunted house in the garage this year for Halloween?

Tyler: Yup, and I found a really cool toe pincher we can use. It's fake and made of cardboard but it looks like a real coffin.

Jake: Cool! I'll dress up like a vampire and lay inside it.
by Cody's Dad December 13, 2010
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Wet patcher

He who sleeps in the wet patch afetr sex. Someone who is pussy whipped. Someone who is spineless and has no balls.
Bill is a real wet patcher
by Mummaj March 22, 2012
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poop pincher

Your sphincter ring. The muscle responsible for pinching off your poop between droppings
Oh man it stinks in here... Someone needs to wipe their damn poop pincher!!
by Joe the garza May 17, 2015
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