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Shit Piñata

When someone presents an 'opportunity' for you that looks fun and attractive on the surface, but when you get into the details, it's really a pain in the ass. Usually your boss.
When someone asks you to cover for them and they don't leave you any of the information you need to get the job done. "Boy, this is a shit piñata!"
by bowser11 September 2, 2010
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pinata post

A post made on an electronic message board or social networking site giving vent to an opinion to which everyone viewing same feels entitled to take a swing at the OP (original poster).
Post: "Man, the bitches on this site are so STUCK up! I've been on here 24 hours and no one's hit me up yet."

Reply: "Dude, you're a lame misogynistic asswipe if you think you're entitled to a response."

Second reply: "IAWTC"

Third reply: "Ditto"

Forth reply: "Let me guess, this is another 'nice guy' post, isn't it?"

Fifth reply: "What's this I've stumbled across, another pinata post? FAIL"
by cwesq July 25, 2009
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pinsane

a type of insane that goes far beyond what one sees on the surface. a transcendent type of insanity that is best when lyricized into song.
"'Round, 'round, get around,
I get pinsane" - The Beach Boys

"Can't stop, addicted to the pinsane,
Chop top, he says I'm gonna pinsane"
- The Red Hot Chili Peppers
by pinsanity69 January 29, 2017
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Pistachio Butt

A woman’s butt that is so strong, she can use it to crack pistachios. Even the ones at Walmart that were probably packaged centuries ago.
Man- Darn, I want to crack my Walmart Pistachios!
Woman- Boy, don’t worry. I’m a real Pistachio Butt!
by /weird February 12, 2019
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ghetto pinata

1. Someone that has an abundance of crack or other illegal drugs on their person.

2. Someone that sells large amounts of drugs on the streets.
1. The day after Shortie received her monthly pay check she'd be a ghetto pinata.

2. If you're looking for some crack you better hit up the local ghetto pinatas.
by Ren Haru August 3, 2010
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Social pisstance

Social pisstance is standing six feet away from a toilet and letting it rip in the name of public health.
WTF! Move in close to the pisser!!!

Fuck you, this is social pisstance! I love humanity and this is how I show I care, Mr. Covid dick!!!
by Covidblues April 18, 2020
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polish piñata

The act of defecating on a partners back and covering with a blanket, then stomping repeatedly.
Jarid gave me the best Polish Piñata after sex last night!!
by macsam98 February 17, 2021
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