Pintervention

An intervention designed to help a person who has an uncontrollable addiction to Pinterest or other time wasting websites.

Similar to Twittervention

Stacey needed a pintervention after running up a $500.00 grocery bill trying to keep up with new recipes on Pinterest.

by Doktorgee December 27, 2012

Six pinter

A person with whom one would contemplate engaging in sexual intercouse only after one had consumed six pints of beer.

See also: "Four pinter", "eight pinter" and so on

Dave: "Would you shag her?"
Bill: "Not now. Maybe later. She's a six pinter".

by mypilot October 27, 2007

Pinterest

God

At church,while on cell phone looking things up on pinterest
"Our father who art in the internet,

Hallowed be thy name,
Thy ideas come,

And will be done

Here as they are online,
Give us this pin, our daily images,
and forgive us for our constant posts,

As we forgive those that comment against us,

And lead us not into screen addiction,

And deliver us from Google images

For divine is the device,
The WiFi and the battery power,
For as long as the battery lasts,

Amen.

by Anonymouse🐀 November 23, 2018

pinero

mostly mistaken for panera bread bakery.

"Last name?"

"Pinero"

"Like Panera Bread!?"

"NO!"

by world history March 18, 2009

Pintervention

When an intervention is needed to drag your wife off pintrest.

This is the 25th day in a row, it's time for a pintervention.

by AUB_JT October 9, 2011

Pinkerize

Pinkerize (n): Feminine retaliation of a terrible but underhanded nature for a grievous injury suffered long ago, at the hands of a man.

Poor Joe. I knew someday, she'd pinkerize that bastard.

by Pinkie_Flamingo November 27, 2012

Nidge Pinger

Nidge pinger, derived from the phrase, "ping it in nigel". Can be used as an alternative word for any entity or thing that can be described in quantitive amounts.

For example, "ping us in half a brace of nidge pinger" or "ship in an ounce of nidge pinger", "here, that prile of nidge pingers is our nigel's, nigel."

by Nigel Bamford October 25, 2008